Glog

Brian: The good thing about Jailbait is that they won’t always be jailbait.  That’s why you have to wait and then they become opportunity.

Brian: So, what are you dressed as?
Jackie: I’m suppose to be a man!
George: How can you be a man?  You have boobs.
*Jackie Blushes*
George: You could be a man with boobs or if you pack your stomach you can play off as a fat man!

*Girl1 Tickles Girl2 on the floor*
Girl2: Stop, everyone will think I’m a lesbian *giggle*
George: We already do!
Brian: PROVE IT!

Crowd: SEX AND FURY!!!!!!!

Coworker: Instead of getting wacked by the Soprano’s you get patty wacked by O’Mallys!

Rachel: This is boring.
George: You know what you need to be doing; executing a financial transaction!
Rachel: Are you saying I should be having sex?

George: You know ENGINEER1, there is a ‘me’ in team? There’s also a ‘I’ in survival!
ENGINEER1: There’s also the word ‘live’ in survival.
*rambunctious laughter*

Lead Engineer: So, you’ll be able to design this system for me, right?
George: Yes, I have full confidence in my ability to get this design done and right. You can even ask Engineer1. He’s worked with me before and can even vouch for for me.
Engineer1: Yah, he’s good. You’ll have no problems with him, Lead Engineer.
Lead Engineer: Good, because if you fuck up, I’m going to kill you.
*Lead Engineer flexes his muscles*
George: What are you planning to wrap your arms around my head and pop it off? That’s unbelievably funny!
*Awkward Silence*

Manager: Co-worker, good job on that system. You’re my hero.
Co-Worker: Heroes are the ones that go out to dangerous places to save the world. (sarcastically)
*rambunctious laughter*

*I’m reading my book and my nephew walks in naked*

Chase: I’m naked!!!
George: Why are you naked?
Chase: I like being naked!!!
George: But why do you like being naked?
*use your imagination*
Chase: Being naked is fun. I can play with my pee pee!!! It goes up and down and up and down!!!
George: Oh Lord!

*I continue reading while he keeps saying up and down and down while playing with his pee pee*

*This Co-Worker of mine was giving advice to the co-op about life*

Co-Worker: If there’s anything you should learn from this co-op tour, it’s that everything in life is just a financial transaction. Romance, Dreams, and Kids, all financial transactions!