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(17:33:12) RachOfTheJungle: hee hee i win
(17:33:42) WorkingGeorgeIs: at being one down right dirty low down clown ass whore…
(17:34:27) RachOfTheJungle: clown ass whore
(17:34:29) RachOfTheJungle: that’s awesome

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(23:37:26) WorkingGeorgeIs: wooo hoo hooo…had fun?
(23:37:31) gundamfanboy: hells yes
(23:37:46) WorkingGeorgeIs: So, where did you bury them?
(23:38:21) gundamfanboy: the golf course actually
(23:38:29) WorkingGeorgeIs: What about the van?
(23:39:01) gundamfanboy: burned
(23:39:46) WorkingGeorgeIs: Good, did you go through the gene therapy to resequence your dna?
(23:39:46) gundamfanboy : Not studying german
(23:40:37) gundamfanboy: umm sure
(23:40:39) gundamfanboy: nerd

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*Nuclear Explosion on TV
Brian: Dude, that’s cool.
Suhas: I hope you never become president because if you do, we’d be fucked.

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(23:31:22) WorkingGeorgeIs: wtf…the computer engineer just risked his life so the astrophysics guy would live another day….
(23:31:31) WorkingGeorgeIs: NOOO…the fucking engineer is dead….
(23:31:37) WorkingGeorgeIs: This show pisses me off now….
(23:31:59) jltSailorGalaxia: huh?
(23:32:29) WorkingGeorgeIs: There’s an astrophysics guy on star gate atlantis and a whole bunch of scientists and engineers…
(23:32:58) WorkingGeorgeIs: The computer guy just died so that the astrophysics guy will live….
(23:33:08) jltSailorGalaxia: haha, cause us astrophysicists rule!
(23:34:02) WorkingGeorgeIs: my ass….This show is obviously biased….

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(22:39:18) WorkingGeorgeIs: just being my old self
(22:41:03) MissToiletWeasel: i like your old self
(22:41:20) WorkingGeorgeIs: you like my old self?
(22:41:20) WorkingGeorgeIs: why?
(22:41:32) MissToiletWeasel: He’s fun
(22:42:56) WorkingGeorgeIs: haha…then the new george is not fun?
(22:43:29) MissToiletWeasel: I don’t know, you said you’ve been “being the your old self” lately
(22:43:55) MissToiletWeasel: I don’t believe I’ve met the New George, if I knew the Old George before, and that’s who you’ve been being lately… ?@??
(22:44:05) WorkingGeorgeIs: haha ^_^

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(18:53:43) EP8KHA: interesting…My performance increased
(18:53:58) EP8KHA: I meant my computer’s performance
(18:54:01) RachOfTheJungle: geroge I don;t need to hear about your viagra
(18:54:05) RachOfTheJungle: yeah right
(18:55:17) EP8KHA: It’s not as bad as those diet pills you take to lose weight.
(18:55:29) RachOfTheJungle: yeah I guess mine don’t work and yours do
(18:55:31) EP8KHA: Rachel, did I tell you that you look like a bulbasaur.
(18:55:52) EP8KHA: haha…only in the eye of the beholder bitch.
(18:56:03) EP8KHA: you’re still a fat sack of crap.
(18:56:31) RachOfTheJungle: at least I keep my shit in a bag and I don’t smear it all over the world like you do
(18:57:13) EP8KHA: I might smear it but you eat it.
(18:59:23) EP8KHA: How about I give you a 5 across the eye and we’ll call it even?
(19:00:22) RachOfTheJungle: how about I give you a cheap prositute and we’ll call it your mom?
(19:02:52) EP8KHA: How about I slap my dick across your face then skull fuck you after you say sorry…
(19:03:27) RachOfTheJungle: I don’t think your dick could handle being so close to my face
(19:03:49) RachOfTheJungle: I’m waaaaaaay too much woman
(19:04:12) RachOfTheJungle: I’m also way too much woman to fit through most doorways
(19:04:26) EP8KHA: are you done?
(19:04:28) RachOfTheJungle: It’s a shame the world can’t handle me
(19:04:39) RachOfTheJungle: yeh I think so

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(15:07:15) K Dogg Funk Stah: it’s not that i “wish” to be a ninja turtle, but I indeed am a ninja turtle!
(15:07:15) EP8KHA : Sorry, I ran out for a bit!
(15:07:45) EP8KHA: haha….You must prove to me that you are indeed a ninja turtle!
(15:08:05) K Dogg Funk Stah: my weapon is an iron studded butt plug
(15:08:20) K Dogg Funk Stah: it can penetrate through all materials known to man!
(15:08:41) EP8KHA: Correction, you can penetrate all materials but my ass.
(15:09:04) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahahhahha
(15:09:09) K Dogg Funk Stah: damn you!!!!
(15:09:18) EP8KHA: You’re feeble and weak Keiichi.
(15:09:22) EP8KHA: You are not a ninja turtle.
(15:09:27) K Dogg Funk Stah: … yes sensei….
(15:09:34) K Dogg Funk Stah: sigh…

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(13:50:32) K Dogg Funk Stah: ;alksdjf;alksjdf;alkjsdf
(13:50:32) EP8KHA : ^_^
(13:50:37) K Dogg Funk Stah: no happy face!
(13:50:41) K Dogg Funk Stah: mr. happy pants!
(13:50:49) EP8KHA: You just want cock in your face
(13:50:58) K Dogg Funk Stah: yes… yes indeed i do
(13:51:02) K Dogg Funk Stah:
(13:51:48) EP8KHA: how’s life man?
(13:51:52) K Dogg Funk Stah: its good
(13:51:55) K Dogg Funk Stah: pretty good actually
(13:52:16) K Dogg Funk Stah: everything is starting to fall in place, aside from how i’m going to pay for stanford, lol
(13:52:26) K Dogg Funk Stah: i think i’m going to go ring shopping today… shhhhh
(13:53:35) EP8KHA: ring shopping?
(13:53:54) EP8KHA: Why don’t you just make it out of your penis.
(13:54:29) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahahahahahhaa
(13:54:47) K Dogg Funk Stah: then i won’t have a cock anymore. plus i’d wanna wear that one instead
(13:55:28) EP8KHA: why not wear a cock rign?
(13:55:40) K Dogg Funk Stah: LOL
(13:55:43) K Dogg Funk Stah: ewwwww
(13:55:45) K Dogg Funk Stah: grossness
(13:55:52) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahah
(13:56:19) K Dogg Funk Stah: well, i gotta get my grub on. my job for you is to help me think of a plan for that whole “popping the question” ordeal… so bleh

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(17:06:28) RachOfTheJungle: GEORGE
(17:06:35) EP8KHA: hey rachel.
(17:06:36) RachOfTheJungle: what’s crackin cracker
(17:06:46) EP8KHA: Who’s the cracker?
(17:06:56) RachOfTheJungle: hmm I guess I am
(17:07:00) RachOfTheJungle: and you are a twinkie
(17:07:09) RachOfTheJungle: so together we make a nice, carb-filled snack

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(23:08:19) K Dogg Funk Stah: rorge!
(23:08:27) EP8KHA: Hey man…
(23:08:37) K Dogg Funk Stah: what’s hangin man
(23:08:59) EP8KHA: It fell off…
(23:09:45) K Dogg Funk Stah: what fell off?
(23:11:29) EP8KHA: what was hanging.
(23:11:41) K Dogg Funk Stah: the apple
(23:11:47) K Dogg Funk Stah: i dunno haha
(23:12:01) EP8KHA: you mean grapes?
(23:12:16) K Dogg Funk Stah: marbles
(23:12:21) K Dogg Funk Stah: hangin’ marbles!
(23:12:42) EP8KHA: I’d say they were more like crystal balls.
(23:13:50) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahahah

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(20:35:03) EP8KHA: I have not been camping in years…
(20:35:38) RachOfTheJungle: it’s nice, no one can bother you
(20:36:21) EP8KHA: That is true…No one can bother you…However, I’d watch out for those ravenous tigers, mountain lions, saber tooth tigers, and abononable snowmen…
(20:36:41) EP8KHA: See, I know you’ll be well prepared with your ak47….
(20:37:39) RachOfTheJungle: hee hee
(20:37:55) RachOfTheJungle: or my temper when woken up in the middle of the night
(20:38:35) EP8KHA: Oh yah, I forgot that you’ll turn into a beast yourself…
(20:38:50) EP8KHA: That’s when I’ll have to prepare for what I dubb “THE HUNT”
(20:39:05) EP8KHA: There is a particular species that I have not captured in my trophy wall…
(20:39:13) EP8KHA: It’s werewolf Rachelis…
(20:39:23) EP8KHA: *cocks automatic rifle*
(20:39:27) EP8KHA: yah, I can’t wait…
(20:39:44) RachOfTheJungle: I am impervious to bullers
(20:39:49) RachOfTheJungle: *bullets as well
(20:40:04) EP8KHA: haha….You doubt my hunting abilities…
(20:40:15) EP8KHA: *pulls out plasma rifle*
(20:40:28) EP8KHA: ahh, this puppy was on sale at the local moonbase flea market…
(20:40:44) EP8KHA: I was able to tweak with the settings….
(20:42:50) RachOfTheJungle: ah, yes. damaging to me but not my weakness
(20:43:53) EP8KHA: Ah, like a good hunter, I’m packed with other, unconventional, weapons….
(20:44:08) EP8KHA: How about this puppy…
(20:44:18) EP8KHA: *pulls out a gun looking pretty girlish and gay….
(20:44:34) EP8KHA: This is the Care-Bear Stare gun….
(20:44:48) EP8KHA: Yes, it emulates the venerable and powerful Care-Bear Stare…
(20:48:44) RachOfTheJungle: ah, george
(20:48:52) RachOfTheJungle: foolish foolish george
(20:49:03) RachOfTheJungle: my only weakness is college-level math
(20:49:15) RachOfTheJungle: ok fine anything more complex than long division
(20:49:27) EP8KHA: Damn Rachel, I have you beat…
(20:49:33) EP8KHA: I can’t do simple arithmatic…

(20:28:52) RachOfTheJungle: teabagged!
(20:29:04) EP8KHA: Rachel, that’s only for someone with a penis…
(20:29:26) EP8KHA: If you teabaged someone, you’re probably asking for something more than a joke…
(20:29:28) EP8KHA: ^_^
(20:30:16) RachOfTheJungle: Correction, George, it’s only for someone with balls
(20:30:21) EP8KHA: touche…

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(20:28:52) RachOfTheJungle: teabagged!
(20:29:04) EP8KHA: Rachel, that’s only for someone with a penis…
(20:29:26) EP8KHA: If you teabaged someone, you’re probably asking for something more than a joke…
(20:29:28) EP8KHA: ^_^
(20:30:16) RachOfTheJungle: Correction, George, it’s only for someone with balls
(20:30:21) EP8KHA: touche…

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(23:21:20) EP8KHA: and also the sprained penis…
(23:21:31) EP8KHA: I mean, rachel, evan should know that you have a penis…
(23:21:46) EP8KHA: Doesn’t spraining it tell you something?
(23:25:01) RachOfTheJungle: evan knows I have a penis but he doesn’t like to talk about it cause my cock is bigger than his
(23:26:38) EP8KHA: So, I take it you do the ass fucking?
(23:27:20) RachOfTheJungle: naw he might enjoy that too much
(23:27:29) RachOfTheJungle: I just make him give me head

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(21:11:59) ULT VViLD: stupid american
(21:12:26) EP8KHA: Hey, you’re one!
(21:12:46) ULT VViLD: yeah, if you remove the stupid part

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(00:54:01) KMALIN85: but if we drank it wasnt the end of the world like some parents r
(00:54:23) KMALIN85: and havin sex isnt the end of the world, its just something that happened
(00:55:11) EP8KHA: It is the end of the world if a girl and a guy were the last people in the world and there are no babies after sex…

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(01:51:49) RachOfTheJungle: I thought you were gonna ask me something weird! lol
(01:51:58) EP8KHA: Like, how large is your poop?

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(01:56:09) Blckbird007: dude, yuou really shouldn’t fuck crap ….you’ll probably get herpes or leprese
(01:56:09) EP8KHA : fucking crap….
(01:56:24) EP8KHA: I shouldn’t
(01:56:25) Blckbird007 : @ the RPAC
(01:56:27) EP8KHA: I thought it’s good for you
(01:56:51) Blckbird007: no, thats fucking women you are thinking about
(01:57:00) EP8KHA: crap and women are the same damn thing…
(01:57:11) EP8KHA: both make your life stink in some form….

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(01:28:31) RachOfTheJungle: george why are you having intercourse with feces?
(01:28:31) EP8KHA : fucking crap….
(01:28:43) RachOfTheJungle: i thought the intervention actually meant something to you
(01:28:52) EP8KHA: Woman, hold your tounge!

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(22:20:49) EP8KHA: banu vanu
(22:22:19) ohisama81: george george
(22:22:47) EP8KHA: banu, who is the baddest of them all?
(22:23:09) ohisama81: you are!
(22:24:45) EP8KHA: Banu, who is the man who creeps beneath the ice because he’s just too damn hot….
(22:25:05) ohisama81: you are!
(22:25:27) EP8KHA: Banu, who is the man!
(22:26:00) ohisama81: YOU’RE THE MAN GEORGE, YOU’RE THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(23:23:20) NSaxman91082: see the secret to my robust health.. I chase all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol

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(02:33:23) EP8KHA: maybe a funny story will help….
(02:35:12) jltSailorGalaxia: wouldn’t hurt
(02:35:36) EP8KHA: I always joke around with my co-workers…They’re the type that requires a fast wit….
(02:35:46) EP8KHA: So, I come in after working out to pick up my roomate and one of my coworkers asks “Do you have a girlfriend or wife”
(02:35:54) EP8KHA: Being that I hate lying, I told him “not at this moment”…
(02:36:04) EP8KHA: In less than 3 seconds he essentially said, you should get with my daughter….
(02:36:12) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:36:14) EP8KHA: Ok, that’s not the half of it….
(02:36:23) EP8KHA: I could not respond quick enough before he said “She’s blond, blue eyes, and 19.”
(02:36:31) EP8KHA: In addition, he kept pressing the point that she is a virgin….
(02:36:39) EP8KHA: I was so dumbstruck, I had no reaction to his comment…
(02:36:50) EP8KHA: He then proceeded to write down, let me get the paper…
(02:37:01) EP8KHA: Lindsay
age 19
blonde
Blue Eyes
810 - 742
(02:37:12) EP8KHA: Dude, I was trying to assess the situation…
(02:37:23) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:37:25) EP8KHA: Not only that, the other co-workers were egging me on….
(02:37:33) EP8KHA: He asked me “what do you think”
(02:37:45) EP8KHA: I looked in his eyes for a few seconds to determine if he was really serious or not….Of course my gut tells me he’s trying to egg me because I got him good couple of times….I went with a neatral response “I’ll think about it”
(02:38:01) EP8KHA: It was comical to say the least.
(02:38:10) EP8KHA: It was even more comical because he kept pressing the virgin point….
(02:38:18) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:38:28) jltSailorGalaxia: how’s he sure she’s still a virgin
(02:38:43) EP8KHA: yah, I thought the same thing too…
(02:39:16) EP8KHA: We’ve had a conversation a while back when he caught his daughter making out with a random guy at home….I told him it would have been funny if he had a shot gun, walked in and gruffly said “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE”
(02:39:26) EP8KHA: I would be there just taking pictures of the guy…
(02:39:30) EP8KHA: Mind you, this guy is an ex marine…
(02:39:39) EP8KHA: i am going to get the bastard back….
(02:39:56) EP8KHA: I’m going to pull the same trick on him except with a whore…
(02:40:17) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:43:16) EP8KHA: Although, Nate did make a good point…If I get with his daughter bang her, take pictures, and show it to him right before I leave, it’ll really get him back…
(02:43:30) EP8KHA: But my idea is the safer bet…
(02:43:41) EP8KHA: I really don’t want to get killed…
(02:43:53) jltSailorGalaxia: hehe you should hire a whore and have her or it show up at his door
(02:44:13) EP8KHA: haha…Well, you are right about the it part…
(02:44:18) EP8KHA: I could find a transvestite whore…
(02:44:24) jltSailorGalaxia: LOL

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(23:19:10) EP8KHA: yah, go for the sausage place…I’d go there with you if it was not a date between you and evan…Actually, I’d go there with you as a body guard….
(23:19:28) EP8KHA: We all know Evan is a dangerous spy….
(23:20:24) EP8KHA: “WATCH OUT IT’S THE SWEEDISH NINJAS!”, as George pulls out two fast action pistol from within his jacket….
(23:20:53) EP8KHA: then george jumps and does a midair barrel roll while shooting his two guns….
(23:22:06) EP8KHA: Blood is flying everywhere as the people scream in all directions…
(23:22:34) EP8KHA: When everything quiets down and all you smell is used gunpowder, you promptly say….
(23:22:56) RachOfTheJungle: …
(23:22:59) EP8KHA: Rachel: Thanks A lot, Jackass…You just fucking ruined my date…Look at my shirt…It has blood on it….
(23:23:10) RachOfTheJungle: I’d better take it off…
(23:23:15) EP8KHA: Wow….
(23:23:18) RachOfTheJungle: O:-)
(23:23:34) EP8KHA: George: All in a days work…
(23:23:42) EP8KHA: *blows the smoke from my gun
(23:23:49) EP8KHA: or guns rather…
(23:26:00) RachOfTheJungle: lol

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(17:15:40) RachOfTheJungle: george you must be mistakenly under the impression that you can just go out and do things like “eat” or “work” or “call your family” or “use the bathroom” instead of sitting around waiting for me to talk to you
(17:15:40) EP8KHA : Sorry, I ran out for a bit!

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(00:20:11) Dr1nk 0r Di3: So what’s new in collegeland? I haven’t been around OSU in months eventhough I live like near campus
(00:21:05) EP8KHA: nothing much….did you know that suhas got in a fist fight with brian…
(00:21:13) EP8KHA: yah, they both got arrested…
(00:21:29) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Haha no way
(00:21:43) EP8KHA: haha…I’m joking…
(00:21:52) Dr1nk 0r Di3: That’d be sweet though
(00:21:56) EP8KHA: really?
(00:21:57) EP8KHA: why?
(00:22:08) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Haha come on Brian and Suhas in a fist fight
(00:22:23) EP8KHA: I admit the idea would be interesting….
(00:22:35) Dr1nk 0r Di3: I’d pay $20 to see that lets start a pool LOL
(00:23:08) EP8KHA: I think if we can get 100 for each fighter, we can pull it off…
(00:23:14) EP8KHA: Actually, I don’t think it’ll happen for that much…
(00:23:18) Dr1nk 0r Di3: LOL
(00:23:22) EP8KHA: I’m pretty sure we can’t put a price on their friendship
(00:23:40) Dr1nk 0r Di3: They can still be friends we’ll just know who’s a better boxer
(00:23:47) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Anyways I’m about to head out for dinner
(00:23:51) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Good luck in school
(00:24:20) EP8KHA: dude, this is not like a chick gello fight…
(00:24:39) EP8KHA: It’s not that easy…^_^

(21:44:31) ohisama81: if i a guy is attacking me and trying to rape me and his balls are hanging out there
(21:44:37) ohisama81: I will most definately go for them
(21:44:39) EP8KHA: Ok, that’s ok…
(21:45:20) ohisama81: i’ll grab, twist, yank bite
(21:45:26) ohisama81: bite and twist
(21:45:28) EP8KHA: Do you have to be graphic?
(21:45:42) ohisama81: grind it in between my teeth
(21:45:53) EP8KHA:

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(00:57:59) NSaxman91082: and thats why you are a badass ninja
(00:58:08) EP8KHA: I’m not a ninja….
(00:58:24) EP8KHA: Perhaps you’re mistaking me for Vanchee…
(00:59:14) NSaxman91082: well. a true ninja would say that
(00:59:19) NSaxman91082: to practice misdirection
(00:59:50) EP8KHA: But Vanchee has more qualilties of a ninja than myself…
(00:59:57) EP8KHA: First, he’s white….
(01:00:12) EP8KHA: It’s been known for years that an asian ninja has been extinct for generations…
(01:00:43) EP8KHA: It’s only been recently that the white man has taken the ninjistu mantale to heart…
(01:01:06) EP8KHA: Also, he’s quite fast and wirely, very important qualities of a ninja.
(01:01:43) EP8KHA: Additionally, he’s quite tall but not too tall, which gives him a slight advantage in power…
(01:01:58) NSaxman91082: true, but once again, you could be telling me that to convince me that a lie is the truth, a ninja tactic
(01:02:15) NSaxman91082: your training in logic and debate will be complete when you can logically convince me you are not a ninja
(01:04:01) EP8KHA: Wait, you make it seem like you’re my trainer, quite like qui-gon jin or Ra Al Ghul…
(01:04:59) EP8KHA: Also, my movements and where I’ve been for the past 3 months prior to winter break can be tracked by various people I’ve roomed with…
(01:05:38) NSaxman91082: or can they?
(01:06:24) EP8KHA: Oh I’m sure if you ask brian and suhas about my whereabouts, they will be able to tell you that I’ve either been at the apartment or at class all of last quarter…
(01:06:39) EP8KHA: I’m sure I can garner enough people to back up this alibi…
(01:07:07) NSaxman91082: well thats simple enough, all you have to do is slip out without being seen, given the appearance you were there the whole tiem
(01:07:14) NSaxman91082: when in fact they couldnt have seen you at every moment
(01:07:23) EP8KHA: If I’m with these people, who by the way are credible, how could I be a ninja…Moreover, I’m not performing any ninja duties…
(01:08:15) EP8KHA: I always carry my cell phone, which has a GPS logger…If you look at the logs, it will show that I’ve been at two locations, consistantly, throughout the quarter….
(01:09:17) NSaxman91082: simple
(01:09:31) NSaxman91082: you could have left it there, or simply falsified the data, as any good ninja would be able to do
(01:10:41) EP8KHA: But, like a good college student, I carry my cell phone with me in the hopes that girls will call….
(01:11:03) EP8KHA: The incetives for females to call is enough for me to always carry my cell phone…
(01:11:53) EP8KHA: Also, I’m usually at areas with security cameras, such as Dreese or Caldwell…
(01:12:48) EP8KHA: I’m sure those logs in addition to the afore evidence will show that there have not been any ninja activities last quarter….
(01:14:00) EP8KHA: The proof for the previous times are in the security cameras of my internships and people you can interview to show that I have not been doing anything ninja like…
(01:16:33) NSaxman91082: but once again, a true ninja would lie about everything, so clearly I can’t trust anything that you say
(01:16:58) EP8KHA: That is your folly. Anything I say will not be believable….
(01:17:06) EP8KHA: Thus, if I said I was a ninja?
(01:17:20) NSaxman91082: hm that would be my single logical fallacy
(01:17:36) NSaxman91082: however if you said you were a ninja, and you were, you would be just misdirecting me
(01:20:27) EP8KHA: Again, you’re going in circles…
(01:20:37) EP8KHA: I’m going to bed, I’m beat
(01:20:38) EP8KHA: cya later
(01:21:05) NSaxman91082: haha am I going in circles?
(01:21:17) NSaxman91082: im just seeing through the veil of ninja lies
(01:21:22) EP8KHA: haha…I love the tit for tat logic, though…
(01:21:27) EP8KHA: I miss it….
(01:21:32) NSaxman91082: quid pro quo.. biotch
(01:21:52) EP8KHA: Yes, Yes, Yes, the more techical term…
(01:21:54) NSaxman91082: haha im not seriously this stupid its fun
(01:22:09) EP8KHA: Perhaps you’re the ninja….
(01:22:26) EP8KHA: In fact, you might be creating this game in the hopes of deluding others of your true nature?
(01:22:37) EP8KHA: You’re quick knowledgeble in the ways…
(01:22:46) EP8KHA: At least, you give off that perception
(01:23:55) NSaxman91082: hmm.. Am I?
(01:24:36) EP8KHA: haha…The difference between you and me, in this respective roles, is that I don’t care to expose whether you’re a ninja or not….
(01:24:56) NSaxman91082: or do you?
(01:26:33) EP8KHA: bed time ^_^
(01:26:48) EP8KHA: This converstation has to end at some point, and I will be the one to end it….
(01:27:27) NSaxman91082: when you slip a stilletto into my back
(01:27:45) EP8KHA: Well, there’s only one way to find out, just wait…
(01:28:50) EP8KHA: anyways, goodnight…
(01:25:10) NSaxman91082: and you’re tricking me to play on my arrogance to want to be discovered as a ninja
(01:25:18) EP8KHA: haha…Needless injection to peak my curiosity will not work…
(01:26:06) NSaxman91082: or WILL it

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(23:19:10) EP8KHA: yah, go for the sausage place…I’d go there with you if it was not a date between you and evan…Actually, I’d go there with you as a body guard….
(23:19:28) EP8KHA: We all know Evan is a dangerous spy….
(23:20:24) EP8KHA: “WATCH OUT IT’S THE SWEEDISH NINJAS!”, as George pulls out two fast action pistol from within his jacket….
(23:20:53) EP8KHA: then george jumps and does a midair barrel roll while shooting his two guns….
(23:22:06) EP8KHA: Blood is flying everywhere as the people scream in all directions…
(23:22:34) EP8KHA: When everything quiets down and all you smell is used gunpowder, you promptly say….
(23:22:56) RachOfTheJungle: …
(23:22:59) EP8KHA: Rachel: Thanks A lot, Jackass…You just fucking ruined my date…Look at my shirt…It has blood on it….
(23:23:10) RachOfTheJungle: I’d better take it off…
(23:23:15) EP8KHA: Wow….
(23:23:18) RachOfTheJungle: O:-)
(23:23:34) EP8KHA: George: All in a days work…
(23:23:42) EP8KHA: *blows the smoke from my gun
(23:23:49) EP8KHA: or guns rather…
(23:26:00) RachOfTheJungle: lol

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(01:05:47) EP8KHA: Actually, I don’t mind earth day…
(01:06:34) NSaxman91082: im sick of this guilt trip horseshit that says that every fucking hippie is better than me
(01:06:49) NSaxman91082: thats bullshit, they are useless smelly assclowns who need to contract penis cancer
(01:07:03) EP8KHA: is there such thing as penis cancer?
(01:07:37) NSaxman91082: if their isnt , their should be
(01:07:49) NSaxman91082: im going to throw chunks of uranium at their cocks when I see them

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(00:22:30) EP8KHA: It’s just like it’s always been….
(00:22:35) EP8KHA: Take the Manhatten project….
(00:22:51) EP8KHA: Those fucks Oppenheimer and Fermi got all the credit but it was the engineers who built the damn thing!
(00:22:58) feeziks884: haha
(00:23:07) feeziks884: oppenheimer and fermi were the brain
(00:23:09) feeziks884: *brains
(00:23:31) EP8KHA: I guess, if we were to analogize the anatomy of the science world, you guys are the brains and we’re the hands!
(00:23:39) EP8KHA: I wonder who would be down under…
(00:23:40) EP8KHA: I wonder

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(21:48:02) EP8KHA: Oh, I just made the best roast chicken I’ve ever made
(21:48:09) EP8KHA: I stuffed it with two lemmons…
(21:48:11) EP8KHA: It was soo good
(21:48:40) NSaxman91082: kinda like what you did to your ass.. stuff it with two lemons
(21:48:49) EP8KHA: yah, and it tasted good when you licked it…
(21:49:02) EP8KHA: at least that’s what you said aftewards…
(21:49:36) NSaxman91082: damn.. thats just gross george

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(00:07:13) EP8KHA: I don’t want to fight you banu…
(00:07:15) EP8KHA: it’s not right…
(00:07:21) ohisama81: why?
(00:07:24) ohisama81: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
(00:07:26) ohisama81: i wanna fight someone
(00:07:33) ohisama81: i wanna grab and twist some guys balls
(00:07:37) ohisama81: i want to hurt someone
(00:07:54) EP8KHA: does it have to be me?
(00:08:04) ohisama81: no

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(21:42:22) EP8KHA: Well, if I deserve to be hit, I would not mind getting hit
(21:42:30) EP8KHA: so, you should hit me if I deserve to be hit
(21:43:36) ohisama81: hehe
(21:43:48) ohisama81: you deserve to be hit just for saying george deserves to be hit

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JolliRizu: I think knitting has to be one of the dirtiest sounding hobbies ever… I’m oddly and scarily aroused.

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(21:01:30) EP8KHA: george’s special baked chicken with pasta sauce
(21:01:37) NSaxman91082: ooh
(21:01:37) NSaxman91082: sounds good
(21:02:03) EP8KHA: yah…baked chicken mixed with a dash of garlic, onions, and potatos….
(21:02:16) EP8KHA: Or baked chicken with fingers and some pubic hair
(21:02:18) EP8KHA: take your pick!
(21:02:24) NSaxman91082: … no
(21:02:33) NSaxman91082: definately not the second one. you sick bastard
(21:02:56) EP8KHA: hahah….I never thought you would ever compliment me

(23:40:39) NSaxman91082: Christ.. what a bunch of faggots
(23:41:05) EP8KHA: I take offense to the use of the word faggots
(23:41:30) NSaxman91082: well im sorry. but they are the faggiest bunch of fags ever to rule fagdom
(23:41:30) EP8KHA: I want you to renouce the fact that you used that word at 23:41
(23:42:09) EP8KHA: Ok, one more use of the word fag and you’ll be the victim of a smart bomb attack gone awry
(23:42:26) NSaxman91082: F
(23:42:28) NSaxman91082: A
(23:42:28) NSaxman91082: G
(23:42:33) EP8KHA: You asked for it….
(23:42:38) EP8KHA: Cya in hell bitch!
(23:42:58) NSaxman91082: damn right I will see you there. youre a buddhist
(23:43:27) EP8KHA: haha…I guess you’re saying I’m not part of the true and only religion…
(23:43:48) EP8KHA: Well, I’ll be sure to give lucifer a suggestions on how to punish your ass…
(23:43:56) NSaxman91082: haha whatever. pagan
(23:43:57) EP8KHA: Oh, there will be a lot of ass…
(23:44:08) EP8KHA: How about a big black lucifer cock in your ass…
(23:44:14) EP8KHA: how do you like that dirty catholic?
(23:44:32) NSaxman91082: how bout I donkey punch you you rice eating chinaman
(23:44:36) NSaxman91082: wow. we really are awful
(23:44:46) EP8KHA: yah, but it’s all good and fun right?

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(19:27:53) Galapaegos: men > women because we wear our genitalia on the outside. end of subject

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(19:04:32) EP8KHA: Oh, you found out your brothers baby is a girl!
(19:04:44) EP8KHA: So, when does your brother go into labor?
(19:04:53) KMALIN85: ummmm
(19:04:55) KMALIN85: may
(19:04:59) KMALIN85: gonna be on the news
(19:05:03) KMALIN85: first man to give birth
(19:05:11) EP8KHA: well, be proud it’s your brother
(19:05:18) KMALIN85: oh yes
(19:05:24) KMALIN85: i wish that could happen
(19:05:30) KMALIN85: let a man experience that pain
(19:05:43) KMALIN85: but a guy could not handle it, which is why women are stronger
(19:06:18) EP8KHA: If a man can handle a big shit, he can very well handle something bigger than a football coming out of his only hole!
(19:06:24) KMALIN85: i mean come on, we pluck and wax everything, Mel Gibson showed that men can’t take that
(19:06:47) EP8KHA: Mel Gibson is not what I call a model man
(19:06:50) KMALIN85: lol
(19:06:55) EP8KHA: He just plays one on the big screen…
(19:07:10) KMALIN85: ok Joey from Friends was in sooo much pain bc on an episode in season 5he had to pass kidney stones
(19:07:29) EP8KHA: Hollywood actors can hardly be called real men….
(19:07:35) KMALIN85: uh hu
(19:07:44) EP8KHA: They just pretend to be men…The real ones, are the ones you never see…

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(18:55:24) KMALIN85: so george, the first posts on there??? ummm women are sooo stronger than men
(18:55:50) KMALIN85: do i need to remind you of you not being allowed out at night, bc of the raping situation??

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(21:00:42) EP8KHA: bullshit…women stronger than men!
(21:06:15) RachOfTheJungle: hee hee hee
(21:06:21) RachOfTheJungle: but you already knew that
(21:08:56) EP8KHA: Well, not really
(21:10:42) RachOfTheJungle: oh?
(21:11:14) EP8KHA: I thought men were in charge of everything….
(21:11:24) EP8KHA: Women are only useful in the kitchen or cleaning….
(21:12:05) EP8KHA: In addition to that, their main role is to procreate more men for human survival and a small subset of women for everything aforementioned….
(21:12:16) RachOfTheJungle: lol
(21:12:19) RachOfTheJungle: yes
(21:12:23) RachOfTheJungle: you’re right
(21:12:29) EP8KHA: I’m glad you agree…
(21:12:29) RachOfTheJungle: I was wrong to ever question a man
(21:12:41) RachOfTheJungle: I deserve 5 across the face
(21:13:16) EP8KHA: As one of those so called nice guys, I’ll let you do that by your own hand….
(21:13:29) EP8KHA: I just can’t hit a female
(21:13:30) EP8KHA: hahaha
(21:14:30) RachOfTheJungle: I shall punish myself, for I have dishonored you

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(20:10:02) ohisama81: george?
(20:10:07) ohisama81: my cat put his paw in my tea
(20:10:10) ohisama81: what am i going to do?
(20:10:21) EP8KHA: about george or your tea?
(20:10:26) ohisama81: both\
(20:10:34) EP8KHA: throw the tea out…
(20:10:40) EP8KHA: punish the cat
(20:10:41) ohisama81: ok
(20:10:44) ohisama81: awwwwwwwwwwww
(20:10:48) ohisama81: that’s so sad
(20:10:54) ohisama81: i can’t punish him
(20:10:57) ohisama81: he’s like my new bf
(20:11:00) EP8KHA: Say no sternly…
(20:11:03) ohisama81: he sleep together
(20:11:07) ohisama81: we have dinner together
(20:11:13) ohisama81: he licks me
(20:11:22) ohisama81: we take care of each other
(20:11:43) ohisama81: and of course clean the toilet after him

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(21:07:48) EP8KHA: I’m helping kelly remember equations for accounting
(21:07:54) Galapaegos: ah
(21:07:55) EP8KHA: so, if I had so many crack on hand in the begaining, when I subtract it with what I have at the end of my crack run, then divide that by two, I get my average total assets….
(21:08:06) EP8KHA: See, everything is easy to remember when you put it in terms of something you understand
(21:08:12) Galapaegos: omg
(21:08:18) Galapaegos: so your saying i’m a crack addict?
(21:08:25) Galapaegos: or kelly is?

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(21:08:32) EP8KHA: I’m saying, if you think like a crack dealer, you’ll be able to remember your accounting equations
(21:08:44) Galapaegos: i’d rather think in terms of bitches
(21:09:13) EP8KHA: That works too
(21:09:18) Galapaegos: “and if i don’t get a satisfactory asset total, i slap dem bitches!!!”
(21:09:32) EP8KHA: Here’s an equation
(21:09:48) EP8KHA: Amount Returned / Amount Invested = rate of return…
(21:10:22) Galapaegos: roar, thats what i remember…
(21:10:25) Galapaegos: all i remember…
(21:10:41) EP8KHA: So, if you’re satisfied by your bitch ( if that can be measured) divided by how much effort you put into her = your rate of satisfaction
(21:11:00) Galapaegos: its your bone-quota

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(20:57:56) EP8KHA: hmm….I wonder if true life is like Batman the movie…
(20:58:22) NSaxman91082: well. unless most people are annoying fags who can’t act.. then no

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(22:10:41) EP8KHA: haha…that was a fast shower
(22:12:18) KMALIN85: lol
(22:12:33) EP8KHA: In fact you took 6 min!
(22:12:43) KMALIN85: wow
(22:12:58) KMALIN85: cant believe u times me
(22:13:30) EP8KHA: actually, I just looked at my time stamp from your last text and subtracted it with the timestamp of the text right after your shower….
(22:13:45) EP8KHA: Oh, it’s the other way around!
(22:13:50) EP8KHA: Otherwise, you’d get a negative number!
(22:13:51) KMALIN85: lol
(22:13:57) KMALIN85: yup
(22:14:03) KMALIN85: i took a negative 6 min shower

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(21:36:10) KMALIN85: i won the spelling bee a couple times
(21:36:20) EP8KHA: haha….
(21:36:20) KMALIN85: dont put spelling errors of mine online
(21:36:26) EP8KHA: I won’t…I won’t
(21:36:31) EP8KHA: I won the geography bee
(21:36:32) KMALIN85: ok
(21:36:37) KMALIN85: lol
(21:36:40) KMALIN85: thats cute
(21:36:48) EP8KHA: cute?
(21:36:53) KMALIN85: ok nm
(21:36:56) KMALIN85: not cute
(21:37:02) EP8KHA: elaborate?
(21:37:18) KMALIN85: were u little
(21:37:23) EP8KHA: yah…
(21:37:31) KMALIN85: well little boys r cute
(21:37:45) KMALIN85: winning the geography bee
(21:37:48) KMALIN85: thats cute
(21:37:49) EP8KHA: haha….if you were a guy saying this, I’d laugh my ass off…
(21:37:54) KMALIN85: lol

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(22:03:45) EP8KHA: And the amazing rachel will now do a trick…
(22:04:20) RachOfTheJungle: you mean turn a trick, right?
(22:05:13) EP8KHA: naw, you’ll just do a trick so I can give you this dog biscut in my hand…Then I’ll patronize you by petting your head….
(22:07:30) RachOfTheJungle: George, that is sexist and degrading. Women are not “objects” to amuse men, nor are the obligated to perform at your whim. Great women like Gloria Steinem, Susan B Anthony, and Harriet Beecher Stowe dedicated their lives to women’s rights, yet you negate that work with one comment
(22:07:42) RachOfTheJungle: But… what flavor of dog biscuit is it?
(22:07:48) EP8KHA: It’s honey!
(22:07:58) RachOfTheJungle: Hmm, deal.

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(22:09:19) EP8KHA: hey banu manu!
(22:09:25) ohisama81: hey george!
(22:10:25) ohisama81: what are you up to?
(22:10:38) EP8KHA: just reading and having a jolly old time!
(22:10:54) ohisama81: ooooh
(22:11:01) ohisama81: what are you reading?
(22:11:05) ohisama81: omg i’m chocking
(22:11:06) ohisama81: choking
(22:11:25) EP8KHA: ???
(22:11:26) EP8KHA: you ok?
(22:11:47) EP8KHA: banu?
(22:11:52) ohisama81: omg
(22:11:53) ohisama81: yeah ‘im ok
(22:11:55) ohisama81: now
(22:11:57) EP8KHA: what happened?
(22:12:02) ohisama81: i was eating chocolate
(22:12:05) EP8KHA: why did you have time to type that?
(22:12:06) ohisama81: then it went down the wrong pipe
(22:12:20) ohisama81: i typed it after i started coughing
(22:12:57) EP8KHA: haha…still, it’s odd to actually type about choking…
(22:13:08) ohisama81: hehe
(22:13:08) ohisama81: sorry
(22:13:12) ohisama81: i’m a little weird
(22:13:20) EP8KHA: haha….that’s why you’re my friend banu!
(22:13:23) EP8KHA: that was hillarious…
(22:13:26) ohisama81: hehe
(22:13:48) EP8KHA: I was not sure if I should laugh because I thought you were joking or feel sorry for you because you were actually choking….
(22:14:09) ohisama81: hehe

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(23:50:30) gundamfanboy: ahh I see, I said nothing important
(23:50:38) gundamfanboy: only that I am standing outside your door
(23:50:41) gundamfanboy: and about to bust in
(23:50:44) EP8KHA: really….
(23:50:46) EP8KHA: Go ahead…
(23:50:46) gundamfanboy: with sweedish ninjas
(23:50:52) EP8KHA: why sweedish…
(23:51:21) EP8KHA: i’ll just tell them that they’re betraying their neatrality
(23:51:24) gundamfanboy: in response to your question I retort with a question of my own “Why not sweedish?”
(23:51:31) gundamfanboy: no that’s the swiss
(23:51:36) EP8KHA: Then, they’ll just walk away…that’s hardly an effective weapon..
(23:51:44) EP8KHA: The swedes are also netrual…
(23:52:10) gundamfanboy: well not my sweeds
(23:53:26) EP8KHA: haha….Luckily I’m a stealthy bastard….I’ll slip away with my anti-ninja sneakers and then go after you…
(23:53:41) EP8KHA: Thanks a lot, I don’t have to spend the time figuring out who sent those pesky ninjas…
(23:54:00) gundamfanboy: ok
(23:54:14) gundamfanboy: well Kman out, the physics building is calling me
(23:54:23) gundamfanboy: Only I can answer her call
(23:54:44) EP8KHA: haha…enjoy….
(23:54:49) gundamfanboy : We are Sonic Death Monkey.
(23:54:54) EP8KHA: cheers!
(23:57:04) EP8KHA: Also, take it slow…The physics building is not the type of girl that wants a quick fix….

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(22:30:23) EP8KHA: Banu, I want money….
(22:30:36) EP8KHA: This is a stick up….
(22:30:40) EP8KHA: give me your money, now!
(22:31:38) ohisama81: yeah, well take the stick up and shove it in your ass
(22:32:21) EP8KHA: It came from my ass…I thought you’d be happy that I got that stick out of my ass…
(22:32:31) ohisama81: hehe
(22:32:46) EP8KHA: There’s no reason to put it back, so give me your money
(22:33:07) ohisama81: ok well, since i am in debt you can have that
(22:33:11) ohisama81: here you go
(22:33:13) EP8KHA: oh no!!!
(22:33:15) ohisama81: my money is negative
(22:33:16) EP8KHA: negative money!
(22:33:20) ohisama81: you chose the wrong person to stick up
(22:33:35) EP8KHA: I’m broke…so, that’s 40,000 dollars?
(22:33:58) ohisama81: um, my debt is around $9200
(22:34:11) EP8KHA: Alright…*zing* I stole your debt….
(22:34:23) EP8KHA: Now you have nothing!
(22:34:36) ohisama81: oh, good

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(16:04:11) GamerAyers: well, once i get a place, u can travel there anytime
(16:04:32) EP8KHA: Even if it’s Ann Arbor Michigan?
(16:05:02) GamerAyers: i won’t live in ann arbor, i’ll live in pontiac
(16:05:28) GamerAyers: there a differences, one smell like shit, one smells like cars being made

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(06:19:13) EP8KHA: Hey
(06:19:16) ohisama81: george, george, george of the jungle, watch out for that tree!
(06:19:24) EP8KHA: hahah
(06:19:26) EP8KHA: Ha
(06:19:29) ohisama81: sorry
(06:19:31) EP8KHA: I missed that tree
(06:19:39) ohisama81: i get that song in my head everytime i see you online
(06:19:41) ohisama81: i dunno why
(06:19:43) ohisama81: i’m weird

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(00:28:37) EP8KHA: but, enjoy yourself donna!
(00:28:51) Dee888L: how does one enjoy themselves?
(00:29:00) Dee888L: you mean relax?

(21:02:53) EP8KHA: ok story!
(21:03:28) KMALIN85: so i have a lot of classes this quarter
(21:03:36) KMALIN85: 6 with the one me and brian are taking at cscc
(21:03:51) KMALIN85: so i am thinkin its gonna be a rough quarter
(21:04:06) KMALIN85: today i had soc lecture, then plant bio rec, plant bio lecture
(21:04:15) KMALIN85: no rec, bc we hadnt had a lecture yet
(21:04:30) KMALIN85: so far the day was goin good bc i was minus one class
(21:04:57) KMALIN85: i get to lecture and sit with this guy i met when we were waiting for the rec teacher, and then found out it was cancelled
(21:05:12) KMALIN85: and this old guy comes in and of course he is the prof
(21:05:26) KMALIN85: so im like great, this is gonna be a long quarter
(21:05:56) KMALIN85: first question he says, how many of you are here bc your college says you have to be
(21:06:01) KMALIN85: lol
(21:06:06) KMALIN85: and everyone except 3 people raise their hands
(21:06:16) EP8KHA: haha…
(21:06:20) EP8KHA: reaction?
(21:06:26) KMALIN85: nothing
(21:06:28) KMALIN85: just keeps goin
(21:06:54) KMALIN85: goes over the syllabus, with slides, each slide has a flower, and words from the syllabus
(21:06:59) KMALIN85: kinda pretty
(21:07:02) EP8KHA: haha..
(21:07:07) EP8KHA: hippie?
(21:07:09) KMALIN85: no
(21:07:13) KMALIN85: its plant bio
(21:07:17) EP8KHA: oh!
(21:07:30) KMALIN85: so he is gonna start lecturing
(21:07:49) KMALIN85: and he gets the lights turned off finally with help of the TA bc he had no clue
(21:07:54) KMALIN85: and goes into this room
(21:08:02) KMALIN85: we r all sitting there like what the hell is goin on
(21:08:32) KMALIN85: teh room is completely dark except for the slide show, which then starts with pics of astronomy
(21:08:40) KMALIN85: like the solar systme etc…
(21:09:13) KMALIN85: and he comes out of this room, wearing a big scarlet/gray afro, a red cape, and a red masquerade mask
(21:09:21) EP8KHA: HA
(21:09:30) KMALIN85: and says he is someone from another planet
(21:09:39) KMALIN85: and everyone just starts laughing
(21:09:46) EP8KHA: That’s classic!
(21:09:48) KMALIN85: but he was for real, he actually lectured us like that
(21:09:50) KMALIN85: oh wait
(21:09:56) KMALIN85: i left out the main part
(21:10:08) EP8KHA: this is going to be good
(21:10:13) KMALIN85: when the music started and he came out, he had sparklers in both hands
(21:10:14) EP8KHA: I thought that was the main part!
(21:10:18) EP8KHA: HAHAH
(21:10:33) KMALIN85: and he began to teach us about plants
(21:10:42) KMALIN85: had a big box, named CELL
(21:11:13) KMALIN85: and in the cell was balloons, the nucleus, mitochondria, and chloroplasts
(21:11:53) KMALIN85: and then the nucleus exploded, and inside were lots of chromosomes
(21:11:55) KMALIN85: lol
(21:12:08) EP8KHA: hahah
(21:12:16) KMALIN85: i couldnt believe he actually taught us like that
(21:12:22) EP8KHA: If the chromosomes were candy, I’d be laughing
(21:12:29) KMALIN85: but i actually paid attention, altho i knew this stuff already
(21:12:37) EP8KHA: haha
(21:12:38) KMALIN85: no it was tinsel for a Xmas tree
(21:13:20) KMALIN85: so yeah i reccommend this class, if u wanna take a no brainer, funny class

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(20:05:25) ULT VViLD: Don’t make me use my contacts and try to find you.
(20:05:34) EP8KHA: haha…you mean the things you wear on your eyes?
(20:05:38) EP8KHA: that’s classic anish…
(20:06:00) ULT VViLD: Yes, they are special long range contacts.

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(03:32:02) EP8KHA: Admit it, my dorkniness makes me me….
(03:32:21) EP8KHA: See, if I was an arrogont and self righteous, you’d hate me….
(03:32:54) KMALIN85: lol
(03:32:58) KMALIN85: ok i guess
(03:36:11) EP8KHA: ok….if I was a monster….
(03:36:16) EP8KHA: you would not be my friend…
(03:37:07) KMALIN85: lol
(03:43:48) EP8KHA: If I was a cat you would not be my friend
(03:44:07) KMALIN85: yes i would unless u were a wierdo bald cat
(03:44:12) KMALIN85: those ones r just scary

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(03:32:02) EP8KHA: Admit it, my dorkniness makes me me….
(03:32:21) EP8KHA: See, if I was an arrogont and self righteous, you’d hate me….
(03:32:54) KMALIN85: lol
(03:32:58) KMALIN85: ok i guess
(03:36:11) EP8KHA: ok….if I was a monster….
(03:36:16) EP8KHA: you would not be my friend…
(03:37:07) KMALIN85: lol
(03:43:48) EP8KHA: If I was a cat you would not be my friend
(03:44:07) KMALIN85: yes i would unless u were a wierdo bald cat
(03:44:12) KMALIN85: those ones r just scary

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(22:41:52) NSaxman91082: haha wow. they showed Brady Quinns sister.. and apparently she is AJ Hawks girlfriend.. I laughed
(22:42:06) NSaxman91082: man if I were him id be like “I GAVE YOUR SISTER THE RUSTY TROMBONE” when I was rushing in

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(22:29:21) EP8KHA: You should program your engine!
(22:29:34) Galapaegos: dude, i’m in the tombs right now
(22:29:40) EP8KHA: Guild Wars?
(22:29:45) EP8KHA: work?
(22:29:45) Galapaegos: yeah
(22:29:47) EP8KHA: OH!
(22:29:49) EP8KHA: haha…
(22:29:53) Galapaegos: tombs at work?
(22:29:55) Galapaegos: wtf?
(22:30:04) EP8KHA: You might call a certain part of work “the tombs”
(22:30:11) EP8KHA: like a testing station or a certain room…
(22:30:12) Galapaegos: no, that would be “the shits”
(22:30:26) EP8KHA: haha…well, I it’s more intersting if it’s called “the tombs”
(22:30:33) EP8KHA: It has a nice resonating sound….
(22:30:33) Galapaegos: true
(22:30:43) EP8KHA: It’ll make your shitting breaks more like an adventure….
(22:30:45) Galapaegos: we could call the bale server room “the tombs”
(22:30:52) Galapaegos: oh hell yeah
(22:30:52) EP8KHA: haha….or that!
(22:31:00) Galapaegos: god, a bear trap on the toilet
(22:31:13) EP8KHA: I don’t even want to think about it…
(22:31:22) EP8KHA: Are you saying you’re penis is as large as a bear?
(22:31:23) Galapaegos: i do, thats an awesome tangent to go!
(22:31:34) Galapaegos: no dude, but my ass would get chewed
(22:31:40) Galapaegos: by a BEAR TRAP
(22:31:51) EP8KHA: why am I laughing hard on the inside…
(22:32:00) Galapaegos: because your close to exploding
(22:32:13) Galapaegos: DON’T GO IN THE BATHROOM, THERES A BEAR TRAP!!! OMGWTFBBQ
(22:32:17) Galapaegos: lol, i’m funny
(22:32:22) EP8KHA: hmm….I wonder what I should do…
(22:32:29) EP8KHA: if I poop in my pants, I’ll be uncomfortable…
(22:32:30) Galapaegos: piss yourself?
(22:32:38) EP8KHA: if I poop in the toilet, I might not have an ass…
(22:32:41) Galapaegos: dude, no hershey stains!
(22:32:43) EP8KHA: Either way, I lose….
(22:32:49) Galapaegos: shit in the air
(22:32:51) Galapaegos: or behind the shed
(22:32:55) Galapaegos: you know thats a good spot
(22:33:40) Galapaegos: dude, i changed my away message
(22:33:44) Galapaegos: because i rule
(22:33:45) Galapaegos: zzzz
(22:33:57) EP8KHA: haha….because you just like that beartrap…

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(19:45:44) EP8KHA: You should try it….
(19:46:05) EP8KHA: It’ll give you something engineering like to do while you’re filming outrageous music videos…
(19:46:22) ILuvv ToFU: and television
(19:46:25) ILuvv ToFU: dont’ forget that
(19:46:33) EP8KHA: haha….yes yes…
(19:46:37) EP8KHA: I can see it now…
(19:46:58) EP8KHA: “….Kiss me beautiful…..You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth, show me the money!…”
(19:47:16) EP8KHA: lines like that will resonate again once dave dong shakes up hollywood….
(19:48:21) ILuvv ToFU: nah
(19:48:29) EP8KHA: aww….:(
(19:48:34) ILuvv ToFU: i will have lots of nudity
(19:48:39) EP8KHA: hahaha….
(19:48:41) ILuvv ToFU: like..like a porno
(19:48:46) ILuvv ToFU: i will be a porn director
(19:48:54) EP8KHA: Dave, I’d like to visit your set if that ever happens…
(19:49:02) ILuvv ToFU: haha
(19:49:39) EP8KHA: I won’t be able to help out on the filming itself, though, on the count of experience…However, I could optimize your operation!
(19:50:05) EP8KHA: Simple things like coffee and bathroom breaks could be eliminated….
(19:50:10) ILuvv ToFU: haha
(19:50:24) ILuvv ToFU: and you could set up the room and stuff
(19:50:32) EP8KHA: In the end, I think it’ll give a sense of urgency to get the film done….
(19:50:34) ILuvv ToFU: and do the furniture stuff
(19:50:37) ILuvv ToFU: you know
(19:50:38) EP8KHA: haha…
(19:50:39) ILuvv ToFU: purchase furniture
(19:50:43) ILuvv ToFU: then return with the tag
(19:50:46) ILuvv ToFU: after we use it
(19:50:50) EP8KHA: OH….Good Good…
(19:51:01) EP8KHA: Nevermind the stain on the bed or couch
(19:51:32) ILuvv ToFU: they dont need to know about that
(19:51:34) EP8KHA: But since you are a unique directior, I’ll have to include small things like kitchen tables and barbacue grill…
(19:51:43) ILuvv ToFU: sure
(19:51:50) ILuvv ToFU: and we can return it after we use it
(19:51:52) EP8KHA: haha…
(19:52:00) EP8KHA: Thus saving money….
(19:52:17) ILuvv ToFU: lots of money
(19:52:27) EP8KHA: and who needs a vibrater when you can engineer one from kitchen products…
(19:52:38) ILuvv ToFU: yup
(19:52:49) EP8KHA: or we could buy a 20 dollar motorized toothbrush and covert it into one!
(19:53:13) ILuvv ToFU: that’s true
(19:53:22) ILuvv ToFU: and sell it on ebay when we are done with it
(19:53:40) EP8KHA: yah…”…This was the actual vibrator used on the set of Dave Dong’s newest porno…”
(19:53:53) EP8KHA: Don’t be shy, it’s already been broken in!
(19:54:16) ILuvv ToFU: “do’nt worry…protection was used”
(19:54:20) EP8KHA: hahaha

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(18:28:55) EP8KHA: did you check if the motor is running?
(18:29:02) EP8KHA: is there vibrations from your hardrive?
(18:29:21) K Dogg Funk Stah: yea, it’s all running. i feel the spinning force when i pick it up
(18:29:33) K Dogg Funk Stah: centripetal force
(18:29:40) EP8KHA: hahah
(18:29:56) EP8KHA: getting technical on me?
(18:30:55) K Dogg Funk Stah: ha ha haha
(18:31:03) K Dogg Funk Stah: just “trying” to be nerdy that’s all
(18:31:42) EP8KHA: ok I feel gay
(18:31:50) EP8KHA: le ann rymes just came up on my player
(18:31:54) EP8KHA: haha…but she’s hot!
(18:31:54) K Dogg Funk Stah: ha ha, you want my ass don’t you!!!!!!
(18:31:56) K Dogg Funk Stah: LOL
(18:32:10) K Dogg Funk Stah: it’s okay to be gay as long as it’s lee ann rymes
(18:32:15) K Dogg Funk Stah: wait, but she’s a chick
(18:32:21) K Dogg Funk Stah: so you’re not gay afterall
(18:32:23) K Dogg Funk Stah: woo hoo!

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(17:38:07) EP8KHA: http://www.noradsanta.org/en/history.php
(17:38:26) KMALIN85: lol
(17:38:33) EP8KHA: yah…interesting how it happened
(17:38:37) KMALIN85: yea
(17:39:02) EP8KHA: So, santa is fucked if he ever entered the US…
(17:39:06) EP8KHA: we’d shoot down the bastard
(17:39:16) KMALIN85: lol
(17:39:17) KMALIN85: awww
(17:39:25) EP8KHA: I’d like to see his jolly face when a big missile smokes him….
(17:39:27) KMALIN85: poor st. nick
(17:39:45) EP8KHA: yah…not so jollie now…
(17:40:18) KMALIN85: hey
(17:40:20) KMALIN85: thats not cool
(17:40:38) EP8KHA: well, santa is red….which is the color of communists…
(17:40:44) EP8KHA: also, he outsources his operations to elves
(17:40:48) EP8KHA: or chinese….
(17:41:14) KMALIN85: lol
(17:41:32) EP8KHA: and why does sanata say ho ho ho?
(17:41:39) EP8KHA: it’s not because he’s looking for Mrs. Claus…
(17:41:45) EP8KHA: or Miss Claus
(17:41:47) KMALIN85: its bc he is happy
(17:41:54) EP8KHA: yah…but what is he happy about?
(17:42:11) KMALIN85: delivering toys to millions of children
(17:42:17) KMALIN85: making people happy
(17:42:18) EP8KHA: slave labor….
(17:42:22) EP8KHA: pish posh…
(17:42:27) EP8KHA: Santa only makes the rich happy!
(17:42:30) KMALIN85: doesnt giving someone a gift they really want make you happy
(17:42:37) EP8KHA: It makes me sick…
(17:42:43) EP8KHA: i spit at all the gifts I give to people…
(17:42:58) KMALIN85: thats not cool

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(19:43:06) NSaxman91082: yea I think im going to go see Narnia with my buddy and we were going to buy beer to sneak in but he said he felt bad drinking watching a christian themed movie
(19:43:18) NSaxman91082: however I told him nowhere in the bible does it say drinking is wrong

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(19:47:04) EP8KHA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=George
(19:47:40) NSaxman91082: man those pants are george
(19:48:46) EP8KHA: Nate is such a George sometimes
(19:49:12) NSaxman91082: you are such a georging chinaman
(19:49:32) EP8KHA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nate
(19:49:45) EP8KHA: Nate is a dirty nate
(19:50:00) EP8KHA: The turkey neck-like skin that hangs between the underside of the penis and the balls sack.
(19:50:12) EP8KHA: She kicked me in the nate
(19:50:31) NSaxman91082: wow
(19:50:36) NSaxman91082: you stupid cock raper
(19:51:50) EP8KHA: You fucking cock sucking gangbang child raping ass fucking 6 year old girl humping NateDawg
(19:52:19) NSaxman91082: you like to pick up boys at mcdonalds
(19:52:40) EP8KHA: yah…that’s my acronym for killing informants….
(19:53:04) NSaxman91082: suure
(19:53:10) NSaxman91082: what ever you say
(19:53:19) NSaxman91082: “hey little boy come into the bathroom ill give you a happy meal”
(19:53:49) EP8KHA: it’s much better than what you do at the little leauge soccar field…
(19:54:11) EP8KHA: and I’m not talking about picking up desperate soccar moms…
(19:54:32) NSaxman91082: suure

(18:23:02) RachOfTheJungle: yo home skillet
(18:23:09) RachOfTheJungle: what’s da word on the streets?
(18:24:08) EP8KHA: ain’t no good blood….
(18:24:21) EP8KHA: crib bein bad…..
(18:25:01) RachOfTheJungle: bummer
(18:25:01) EP8KHA: kiddies can’t get decent night sleep cuz howlers rulz the nightz
(18:25:25) RachOfTheJungle: shit, playa
(18:26:05) RachOfTheJungle: you say da word and I’ll bus’ out my 9 an’ fill dem haters with lead
(18:26:26) EP8KHA: you da man…I meanz womaz
(18:26:48) RachOfTheJungle: fo’ sho’