Old Posts from the “I Hate George Hwang Club” 14 (im) December 31

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(21:02:53) EP8KHA: ok story!
(21:03:28) KMALIN85: so i have a lot of classes this quarter
(21:03:36) KMALIN85: 6 with the one me and brian are taking at cscc
(21:03:51) KMALIN85: so i am thinkin its gonna be a rough quarter
(21:04:06) KMALIN85: today i had soc lecture, then plant bio rec, plant bio lecture
(21:04:15) KMALIN85: no rec, bc we hadnt had a lecture yet
(21:04:30) KMALIN85: so far the day was goin good bc i was minus one class
(21:04:57) KMALIN85: i get to lecture and sit with this guy i met when we were waiting for the rec teacher, and then found out it was cancelled
(21:05:12) KMALIN85: and this old guy comes in and of course he is the prof
(21:05:26) KMALIN85: so im like great, this is gonna be a long quarter
(21:05:56) KMALIN85: first question he says, how many of you are here bc your college says you have to be
(21:06:01) KMALIN85: lol
(21:06:06) KMALIN85: and everyone except 3 people raise their hands
(21:06:16) EP8KHA: haha…
(21:06:20) EP8KHA: reaction?
(21:06:26) KMALIN85: nothing
(21:06:28) KMALIN85: just keeps goin
(21:06:54) KMALIN85: goes over the syllabus, with slides, each slide has a flower, and words from the syllabus
(21:06:59) KMALIN85: kinda pretty
(21:07:02) EP8KHA: haha..
(21:07:07) EP8KHA: hippie?
(21:07:09) KMALIN85: no
(21:07:13) KMALIN85: its plant bio
(21:07:17) EP8KHA: oh!
(21:07:30) KMALIN85: so he is gonna start lecturing
(21:07:49) KMALIN85: and he gets the lights turned off finally with help of the TA bc he had no clue
(21:07:54) KMALIN85: and goes into this room
(21:08:02) KMALIN85: we r all sitting there like what the hell is goin on
(21:08:32) KMALIN85: teh room is completely dark except for the slide show, which then starts with pics of astronomy
(21:08:40) KMALIN85: like the solar systme etc…
(21:09:13) KMALIN85: and he comes out of this room, wearing a big scarlet/gray afro, a red cape, and a red masquerade mask
(21:09:21) EP8KHA: HA
(21:09:30) KMALIN85: and says he is someone from another planet
(21:09:39) KMALIN85: and everyone just starts laughing
(21:09:46) EP8KHA: That’s classic!
(21:09:48) KMALIN85: but he was for real, he actually lectured us like that
(21:09:50) KMALIN85: oh wait
(21:09:56) KMALIN85: i left out the main part
(21:10:08) EP8KHA: this is going to be good
(21:10:13) KMALIN85: when the music started and he came out, he had sparklers in both hands
(21:10:14) EP8KHA: I thought that was the main part!
(21:10:18) EP8KHA: HAHAH
(21:10:33) KMALIN85: and he began to teach us about plants
(21:10:42) KMALIN85: had a big box, named CELL
(21:11:13) KMALIN85: and in the cell was balloons, the nucleus, mitochondria, and chloroplasts
(21:11:53) KMALIN85: and then the nucleus exploded, and inside were lots of chromosomes
(21:11:55) KMALIN85: lol
(21:12:08) EP8KHA: hahah
(21:12:16) KMALIN85: i couldnt believe he actually taught us like that
(21:12:22) EP8KHA: If the chromosomes were candy, I’d be laughing
(21:12:29) KMALIN85: but i actually paid attention, altho i knew this stuff already
(21:12:37) EP8KHA: haha
(21:12:38) KMALIN85: no it was tinsel for a Xmas tree
(21:13:20) KMALIN85: so yeah i reccommend this class, if u wanna take a no brainer, funny class

(20:05:25) ULT VViLD: Don’t make me use my contacts and try to find you.
(20:05:34) EP8KHA: haha…you mean the things you wear on your eyes?
(20:05:38) EP8KHA: that’s classic anish…
(20:06:00) ULT VViLD: Yes, they are special long range contacts.
(03:32:02) EP8KHA: Admit it, my dorkniness makes me me….
(03:32:21) EP8KHA: See, if I was an arrogont and self righteous, you’d hate me….
(03:32:54) KMALIN85: lol
(03:32:58) KMALIN85: ok i guess
(03:36:11) EP8KHA: ok….if I was a monster….
(03:36:16) EP8KHA: you would not be my friend…
(03:37:07) KMALIN85: lol
(03:43:48) EP8KHA: If I was a cat you would not be my friend
(03:44:07) KMALIN85: yes i would unless u were a wierdo bald cat
(03:44:12) KMALIN85: those ones r just scary
(03:32:02) EP8KHA: Admit it, my dorkniness makes me me….
(03:32:21) EP8KHA: See, if I was an arrogont and self righteous, you’d hate me….
(03:32:54) KMALIN85: lol
(03:32:58) KMALIN85: ok i guess
(03:36:11) EP8KHA: ok….if I was a monster….
(03:36:16) EP8KHA: you would not be my friend…
(03:37:07) KMALIN85: lol
(03:43:48) EP8KHA: If I was a cat you would not be my friend
(03:44:07) KMALIN85: yes i would unless u were a wierdo bald cat
(03:44:12) KMALIN85: those ones r just scary
(22:41:52) NSaxman91082: haha wow. they showed Brady Quinns sister.. and apparently she is AJ Hawks girlfriend.. I laughed
(22:42:06) NSaxman91082: man if I were him id be like “I GAVE YOUR SISTER THE RUSTY TROMBONE” when I was rushing in
(22:29:21) EP8KHA: You should program your engine!
(22:29:34) Galapaegos: dude, i’m in the tombs right now
(22:29:40) EP8KHA: Guild Wars?
(22:29:45) EP8KHA: work?
(22:29:45) Galapaegos: yeah
(22:29:47) EP8KHA: OH!
(22:29:49) EP8KHA: haha…
(22:29:53) Galapaegos: tombs at work?
(22:29:55) Galapaegos: wtf?
(22:30:04) EP8KHA: You might call a certain part of work “the tombs”
(22:30:11) EP8KHA: like a testing station or a certain room…
(22:30:12) Galapaegos: no, that would be “the shits”
(22:30:26) EP8KHA: haha…well, I it’s more intersting if it’s called “the tombs”
(22:30:33) EP8KHA: It has a nice resonating sound….
(22:30:33) Galapaegos: true
(22:30:43) EP8KHA: It’ll make your shitting breaks more like an adventure….
(22:30:45) Galapaegos: we could call the bale server room “the tombs”
(22:30:52) Galapaegos: oh hell yeah
(22:30:52) EP8KHA: haha….or that!
(22:31:00) Galapaegos: god, a bear trap on the toilet
(22:31:13) EP8KHA: I don’t even want to think about it…
(22:31:22) EP8KHA: Are you saying you’re penis is as large as a bear?
(22:31:23) Galapaegos: i do, thats an awesome tangent to go!
(22:31:34) Galapaegos: no dude, but my ass would get chewed
(22:31:40) Galapaegos: by a BEAR TRAP
(22:31:51) EP8KHA: why am I laughing hard on the inside…
(22:32:00) Galapaegos: because your close to exploding
(22:32:13) Galapaegos: DON’T GO IN THE BATHROOM, THERES A BEAR TRAP!!! OMGWTFBBQ
(22:32:17) Galapaegos: lol, i’m funny
(22:32:22) EP8KHA: hmm….I wonder what I should do…
(22:32:29) EP8KHA: if I poop in my pants, I’ll be uncomfortable…
(22:32:30) Galapaegos: piss yourself? :)
(22:32:38) EP8KHA: if I poop in the toilet, I might not have an ass…
(22:32:41) Galapaegos: dude, no hershey stains!
(22:32:43) EP8KHA: Either way, I lose….
(22:32:49) Galapaegos: shit in the air
(22:32:51) Galapaegos: or behind the shed
(22:32:55) Galapaegos: you know thats a good spot
(22:33:40) Galapaegos: dude, i changed my away message
(22:33:44) Galapaegos: because i rule
(22:33:45) Galapaegos: zzzz
(22:33:57) EP8KHA: haha….because you just like that beartrap…
(19:45:44) EP8KHA: You should try it….
(19:46:05) EP8KHA: It’ll give you something engineering like to do while you’re filming outrageous music videos…
(19:46:22) ILuvv ToFU: and television
(19:46:25) ILuvv ToFU: dont’ forget that
(19:46:33) EP8KHA: haha….yes yes…
(19:46:37) EP8KHA: I can see it now…
(19:46:58) EP8KHA: “….Kiss me beautiful…..You want the truth, you can’t handle the truth, show me the money!…”
(19:47:16) EP8KHA: lines like that will resonate again once dave dong shakes up hollywood….
(19:48:21) ILuvv ToFU: nah
(19:48:29) EP8KHA: aww….:(
(19:48:34) ILuvv ToFU: i will have lots of nudity
(19:48:39) EP8KHA: hahaha….
(19:48:41) ILuvv ToFU: like..like a porno
(19:48:46) ILuvv ToFU: i will be a porn director
(19:48:54) EP8KHA: Dave, I’d like to visit your set if that ever happens…
(19:49:02) ILuvv ToFU: haha
(19:49:39) EP8KHA: I won’t be able to help out on the filming itself, though, on the count of experience…However, I could optimize your operation!
(19:50:05) EP8KHA: Simple things like coffee and bathroom breaks could be eliminated….
(19:50:10) ILuvv ToFU: haha
(19:50:24) ILuvv ToFU: and you could set up the room and stuff
(19:50:32) EP8KHA: In the end, I think it’ll give a sense of urgency to get the film done….
(19:50:34) ILuvv ToFU: and do the furniture stuff
(19:50:37) ILuvv ToFU: you know
(19:50:38) EP8KHA: haha…
(19:50:39) ILuvv ToFU: purchase furniture
(19:50:43) ILuvv ToFU: then return with the tag
(19:50:46) ILuvv ToFU: after we use it
(19:50:50) EP8KHA: OH….Good Good…
(19:51:01) EP8KHA: Nevermind the stain on the bed or couch :)
(19:51:32) ILuvv ToFU: they dont need to know about that
(19:51:34) EP8KHA: But since you are a unique directior, I’ll have to include small things like kitchen tables and barbacue grill…
(19:51:43) ILuvv ToFU: sure
(19:51:50) ILuvv ToFU: and we can return it after we use it
(19:51:52) EP8KHA: haha…
(19:52:00) EP8KHA: Thus saving money….
(19:52:17) ILuvv ToFU: lots of money
(19:52:27) EP8KHA: and who needs a vibrater when you can engineer one from kitchen products…
(19:52:38) ILuvv ToFU: yup
(19:52:49) EP8KHA: or we could buy a 20 dollar motorized toothbrush and covert it into one!
(19:53:13) ILuvv ToFU: that’s true
(19:53:22) ILuvv ToFU: and sell it on ebay when we are done with it
(19:53:40) EP8KHA: yah…”…This was the actual vibrator used on the set of Dave Dong’s newest porno…”
(19:53:53) EP8KHA: Don’t be shy, it’s already been broken in!
(19:54:16) ILuvv ToFU: “do’nt worry…protection was used”
(19:54:20) EP8KHA: hahaha
(18:28:55) EP8KHA: did you check if the motor is running?
(18:29:02) EP8KHA: is there vibrations from your hardrive?
(18:29:21) K Dogg Funk Stah: yea, it’s all running. i feel the spinning force when i pick it up
(18:29:33) K Dogg Funk Stah: centripetal force ;-)
(18:29:40) EP8KHA: hahah
(18:29:56) EP8KHA: getting technical on me?
(18:30:55) K Dogg Funk Stah: ha ha haha
(18:31:03) K Dogg Funk Stah: just “trying” to be nerdy that’s all
(18:31:42) EP8KHA: ok I feel gay
(18:31:50) EP8KHA: le ann rymes just came up on my player
(18:31:54) EP8KHA: haha…but she’s hot!
(18:31:54) K Dogg Funk Stah: ha ha, you want my ass don’t you!!!!!!
(18:31:56) K Dogg Funk Stah: LOL
(18:32:10) K Dogg Funk Stah: it’s okay to be gay as long as it’s lee ann rymes
(18:32:15) K Dogg Funk Stah: wait, but she’s a chick
(18:32:21) K Dogg Funk Stah: so you’re not gay afterall :)
(18:32:23) K Dogg Funk Stah: woo hoo!
(17:38:07) EP8KHA: http://www.noradsanta.org/en/history.php
(17:38:26) KMALIN85: lol
(17:38:33) EP8KHA: yah…interesting how it happened
(17:38:37) KMALIN85: yea
(17:39:02) EP8KHA: So, santa is fucked if he ever entered the US…
(17:39:06) EP8KHA: we’d shoot down the bastard
(17:39:16) KMALIN85: lol
(17:39:17) KMALIN85: awww
(17:39:25) EP8KHA: I’d like to see his jolly face when a big missile smokes him….
(17:39:27) KMALIN85: poor st. nick
(17:39:45) EP8KHA: yah…not so jollie now…
(17:40:18) KMALIN85: hey
(17:40:20) KMALIN85: thats not cool
(17:40:38) EP8KHA: well, santa is red….which is the color of communists…
(17:40:44) EP8KHA: also, he outsources his operations to elves
(17:40:48) EP8KHA: or chinese….
(17:41:14) KMALIN85: lol
(17:41:32) EP8KHA: and why does sanata say ho ho ho?
(17:41:39) EP8KHA: it’s not because he’s looking for Mrs. Claus…
(17:41:45) EP8KHA: or Miss Claus
(17:41:47) KMALIN85: its bc he is happy
(17:41:54) EP8KHA: yah…but what is he happy about?
(17:42:11) KMALIN85: delivering toys to millions of children
(17:42:17) KMALIN85: making people happy
(17:42:18) EP8KHA: slave labor….
(17:42:22) EP8KHA: pish posh…
(17:42:27) EP8KHA: Santa only makes the rich happy!
(17:42:30) KMALIN85: doesnt giving someone a gift they really want make you happy
(17:42:37) EP8KHA: It makes me sick…
(17:42:43) EP8KHA: i spit at all the gifts I give to people…
(17:42:58) KMALIN85: thats not cool
(19:43:06) NSaxman91082: yea I think im going to go see Narnia with my buddy and we were going to buy beer to sneak in but he said he felt bad drinking watching a christian themed movie
(19:43:18) NSaxman91082: however I told him nowhere in the bible does it say drinking is wrong
(19:47:04) EP8KHA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=George
(19:47:40) NSaxman91082: man those pants are george
(19:48:46) EP8KHA: Nate is such a George sometimes
(19:49:12) NSaxman91082: you are such a georging chinaman
(19:49:32) EP8KHA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nate
(19:49:45) EP8KHA: Nate is a dirty nate
(19:50:00) EP8KHA: The turkey neck-like skin that hangs between the underside of the penis and the balls sack.
(19:50:12) EP8KHA: She kicked me in the nate
(19:50:31) NSaxman91082: wow
(19:50:36) NSaxman91082: you stupid cock raper
(19:51:50) EP8KHA: You fucking cock sucking gangbang child raping ass fucking 6 year old girl humping NateDawg
(19:52:19) NSaxman91082: you like to pick up boys at mcdonalds
(19:52:40) EP8KHA: yah…that’s my acronym for killing informants….
(19:53:04) NSaxman91082: suure
(19:53:10) NSaxman91082: what ever you say
(19:53:19) NSaxman91082: “hey little boy come into the bathroom ill give you a happy meal”
(19:53:49) EP8KHA: it’s much better than what you do at the little leauge soccar field…
(19:54:11) EP8KHA: and I’m not talking about picking up desperate soccar moms…
(19:54:32) NSaxman91082: suure

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