Old Posts from the “I Hate George Hwang Club” 15 (im) December 31
(23:40:39) NSaxman91082: Christ.. what a bunch of faggots
(23:41:05) EP8KHA: I take offense to the use of the word faggots
(23:41:30) NSaxman91082: well im sorry. but they are the faggiest bunch of fags ever to rule fagdom
(23:41:30) EP8KHA: I want you to renouce the fact that you used that word at 23:41
(23:42:09) EP8KHA: Ok, one more use of the word fag and you’ll be the victim of a smart bomb attack gone awry
(23:42:26) NSaxman91082: F
(23:42:28) NSaxman91082: A
(23:42:28) NSaxman91082: G
(23:42:33) EP8KHA: You asked for it….
(23:42:38) EP8KHA: Cya in hell bitch!
(23:42:58) NSaxman91082: damn right I will see you there. youre a buddhist
(23:43:27) EP8KHA: haha…I guess you’re saying I’m not part of the true and only religion…
(23:43:48) EP8KHA: Well, I’ll be sure to give lucifer a suggestions on how to punish your ass…
(23:43:56) NSaxman91082: haha whatever. pagan 
(23:43:57) EP8KHA: Oh, there will be a lot of ass…
(23:44:08) EP8KHA: How about a big black lucifer cock in your ass…
(23:44:14) EP8KHA: how do you like that dirty catholic?
(23:44:32) NSaxman91082: how bout I donkey punch you you rice eating chinaman
(23:44:36) NSaxman91082: wow. we really are awful
(23:44:46) EP8KHA: yah, but it’s all good and fun right?
(19:27:53) Galapaegos: men > women because we wear our genitalia on the outside. end of subject
(19:04:32) EP8KHA: Oh, you found out your brothers baby is a girl!
(19:04:44) EP8KHA: So, when does your brother go into labor?
(19:04:53) KMALIN85: ummmm
(19:04:55) KMALIN85: may
(19:04:59) KMALIN85: gonna be on the news
(19:05:03) KMALIN85: first man to give birth
(19:05:11) EP8KHA: well, be proud it’s your brother
(19:05:18) KMALIN85: oh yes
(19:05:24) KMALIN85: i wish that could happen
(19:05:30) KMALIN85: let a man experience that pain
(19:05:43) KMALIN85: but a guy could not handle it, which is why women are stronger
(19:06:18) EP8KHA: If a man can handle a big shit, he can very well handle something bigger than a football coming out of his only hole!
(19:06:24) KMALIN85: i mean come on, we pluck and wax everything, Mel Gibson showed that men can’t take that
(19:06:47) EP8KHA: Mel Gibson is not what I call a model man
(19:06:50) KMALIN85: lol
(19:06:55) EP8KHA: He just plays one on the big screen…
(19:07:10) KMALIN85: ok Joey from Friends was in sooo much pain bc on an episode in season 5he had to pass kidney stones
(19:07:29) EP8KHA: Hollywood actors can hardly be called real men….
(19:07:35) KMALIN85: uh hu
(19:07:44) EP8KHA: They just pretend to be men…The real ones, are the ones you never see…
(18:55:24) KMALIN85: so george, the first posts on there??? ummm women are sooo stronger than men
(18:55:50) KMALIN85: do i need to remind you of you not being allowed out at night, bc of the raping situation??
(21:00:42) EP8KHA: bullshit…women stronger than men!
(21:06:15) RachOfTheJungle: hee hee hee
(21:06:21) RachOfTheJungle: but you already knew that
(21:08:56) EP8KHA: Well, not really
(21:10:42) RachOfTheJungle: oh?
(21:11:14) EP8KHA: I thought men were in charge of everything….
(21:11:24) EP8KHA: Women are only useful in the kitchen or cleaning….
(21:12:05) EP8KHA: In addition to that, their main role is to procreate more men for human survival and a small subset of women for everything aforementioned….
(21:12:16) RachOfTheJungle: lol
(21:12:19) RachOfTheJungle: yes
(21:12:23) RachOfTheJungle: you’re right
(21:12:29) EP8KHA: I’m glad you agree…
(21:12:29) RachOfTheJungle: I was wrong to ever question a man
(21:12:41) RachOfTheJungle: I deserve 5 across the face
(21:13:16) EP8KHA: As one of those so called nice guys, I’ll let you do that by your own hand….
(21:13:29) EP8KHA: I just can’t hit a female
(21:13:30) EP8KHA: hahaha
(21:14:30) RachOfTheJungle: I shall punish myself, for I have dishonored you
(20:10:02) ohisama81: george?
(20:10:07) ohisama81: my cat put his paw in my tea
(20:10:10) ohisama81: what am i going to do?
(20:10:21) EP8KHA: about george or your tea?
(20:10:26) ohisama81: both\
(20:10:34) EP8KHA: throw the tea out…
(20:10:40) EP8KHA: punish the cat
(20:10:41) ohisama81: ok
(20:10:44) ohisama81: awwwwwwwwwwww
(20:10:48) ohisama81: that’s so sad
(20:10:54) ohisama81: i can’t punish him
(20:10:57) ohisama81: he’s like my new bf
(20:11:00) EP8KHA: Say no sternly…
(20:11:03) ohisama81: he sleep together
(20:11:07) ohisama81: we have dinner together
(20:11:13) ohisama81: he licks me
(20:11:22) ohisama81: we take care of each other
(20:11:43) ohisama81: and of course clean the toilet after him
(21:07:48) EP8KHA: I’m helping kelly remember equations for accounting
(21:07:54) Galapaegos: ah
(21:07:55) EP8KHA: so, if I had so many crack on hand in the begaining, when I subtract it with what I have at the end of my crack run, then divide that by two, I get my average total assets….
(21:08:06) EP8KHA: See, everything is easy to remember when you put it in terms of something you understand
(21:08:12) Galapaegos: omg
(21:08:18) Galapaegos: so your saying i’m a crack addict?
(21:08:25) Galapaegos: or kelly is?
(21:08:32) EP8KHA: I’m saying, if you think like a crack dealer, you’ll be able to remember your accounting equations
(21:08:44) Galapaegos: i’d rather think in terms of bitches
(21:09:13) EP8KHA: That works too
(21:09:18) Galapaegos: “and if i don’t get a satisfactory asset total, i slap dem bitches!!!”
(21:09:32) EP8KHA: Here’s an equation
(21:09:48) EP8KHA: Amount Returned / Amount Invested = rate of return…
(21:10:22) Galapaegos: roar, thats what i remember…
(21:10:25) Galapaegos: all i remember…
(21:10:41) EP8KHA: So, if you’re satisfied by your bitch ( if that can be measured) divided by how much effort you put into her = your rate of satisfaction
(21:11:00) Galapaegos: its your bone-quota
(20:57:56) EP8KHA: hmm….I wonder if true life is like Batman the movie…
(20:58:22) NSaxman91082: well. unless most people are annoying fags who can’t act.. then no
(22:10:41) EP8KHA: haha…that was a fast shower
(22:12:18) KMALIN85: lol
(22:12:33) EP8KHA: In fact you took 6 min!
(22:12:43) KMALIN85: wow
(22:12:58) KMALIN85: cant believe u times me
(22:13:30) EP8KHA: actually, I just looked at my time stamp from your last text and subtracted it with the timestamp of the text right after your shower….
(22:13:45) EP8KHA: Oh, it’s the other way around!
(22:13:50) EP8KHA: Otherwise, you’d get a negative number!
(22:13:51) KMALIN85: lol
(22:13:57) KMALIN85: yup
(22:14:03) KMALIN85: i took a negative 6 min shower
(21:36:10) KMALIN85: i won the spelling bee a couple times
(21:36:20) EP8KHA: haha….
(21:36:20) KMALIN85: dont put spelling errors of mine online
(21:36:26) EP8KHA: I won’t…I won’t
(21:36:31) EP8KHA: I won the geography bee
(21:36:32) KMALIN85: ok
(21:36:37) KMALIN85: lol
(21:36:40) KMALIN85: thats cute
(21:36:48) EP8KHA: cute?
(21:36:53) KMALIN85: ok nm
(21:36:56) KMALIN85: not cute
(21:37:02) EP8KHA: elaborate?
(21:37:18) KMALIN85: were u little
(21:37:23) EP8KHA: yah…
(21:37:31) KMALIN85: well little boys r cute
(21:37:45) KMALIN85: winning the geography bee
(21:37:48) KMALIN85: thats cute
(21:37:49) EP8KHA: haha….if you were a guy saying this, I’d laugh my ass off…
(21:37:54) KMALIN85: lol
(22:03:45) EP8KHA: And the amazing rachel will now do a trick…
(22:04:20) RachOfTheJungle: you mean turn a trick, right?
(22:05:13) EP8KHA: naw, you’ll just do a trick so I can give you this dog biscut in my hand…Then I’ll patronize you by petting your head….
(22:07:30) RachOfTheJungle: George, that is sexist and degrading. Women are not “objects” to amuse men, nor are the obligated to perform at your whim. Great women like Gloria Steinem, Susan B Anthony, and Harriet Beecher Stowe dedicated their lives to women’s rights, yet you negate that work with one comment
(22:07:42) RachOfTheJungle: But… what flavor of dog biscuit is it?
(22:07:48) EP8KHA: It’s honey!
(22:07:58) RachOfTheJungle: Hmm, deal.
(22:09:19) EP8KHA: hey banu manu!
(22:09:25) ohisama81: hey george!
(22:10:25) ohisama81: what are you up to?
(22:10:38) EP8KHA: just reading and having a jolly old time!
(22:10:54) ohisama81: ooooh
(22:11:01) ohisama81: what are you reading?
(22:11:05) ohisama81: omg i’m chocking
(22:11:06) ohisama81: choking
(22:11:25) EP8KHA: ???
(22:11:26) EP8KHA: you ok?
(22:11:47) EP8KHA: banu?
(22:11:52) ohisama81: omg
(22:11:53) ohisama81: yeah ‘im ok
(22:11:55) ohisama81: now
(22:11:57) EP8KHA: what happened?
(22:12:02) ohisama81: i was eating chocolate
(22:12:05) EP8KHA: why did you have time to type that?
(22:12:06) ohisama81: then it went down the wrong pipe
(22:12:20) ohisama81: i typed it after i started coughing
(22:12:57) EP8KHA: haha…still, it’s odd to actually type about choking…
(22:13:08) ohisama81: hehe
(22:13:08) ohisama81: sorry
(22:13:12) ohisama81: i’m a little weird
(22:13:20) EP8KHA: haha….that’s why you’re my friend banu!
(22:13:23) EP8KHA: that was hillarious…
(22:13:26) ohisama81: hehe
(22:13:48) EP8KHA: I was not sure if I should laugh because I thought you were joking or feel sorry for you because you were actually choking….
(22:14:09) ohisama81: hehe
(23:50:30) gundamfanboy: ahh I see, I said nothing important
(23:50:38) gundamfanboy: only that I am standing outside your door
(23:50:41) gundamfanboy: and about to bust in
(23:50:44) EP8KHA: really….
(23:50:46) EP8KHA: Go ahead…
(23:50:46) gundamfanboy: with sweedish ninjas
(23:50:52) EP8KHA: why sweedish…
(23:51:21) EP8KHA: i’ll just tell them that they’re betraying their neatrality
(23:51:24) gundamfanboy: in response to your question I retort with a question of my own “Why not sweedish?”
(23:51:31) gundamfanboy: no that’s the swiss
(23:51:36) EP8KHA: Then, they’ll just walk away…that’s hardly an effective weapon..
(23:51:44) EP8KHA: The swedes are also netrual…
(23:52:10) gundamfanboy: well not my sweeds
(23:53:26) EP8KHA: haha….Luckily I’m a stealthy bastard….I’ll slip away with my anti-ninja sneakers and then go after you…
(23:53:41) EP8KHA: Thanks a lot, I don’t have to spend the time figuring out who sent those pesky ninjas…
(23:54:00) gundamfanboy: ok
(23:54:14) gundamfanboy: well Kman out, the physics building is calling me
(23:54:23) gundamfanboy: Only I can answer her call
(23:54:44) EP8KHA: haha…enjoy….
(23:54:49) gundamfanboy : We are Sonic Death Monkey.
(23:54:54) EP8KHA: cheers!
(23:57:04) EP8KHA: Also, take it slow…The physics building is not the type of girl that wants a quick fix….
(22:30:23) EP8KHA: Banu, I want money….
(22:30:36) EP8KHA: This is a stick up….
(22:30:40) EP8KHA: give me your money, now!
(22:31:38) ohisama81: yeah, well take the stick up and shove it in your ass
(22:32:21) EP8KHA: It came from my ass…I thought you’d be happy that I got that stick out of my ass…
(22:32:31) ohisama81: hehe
(22:32:46) EP8KHA: There’s no reason to put it back, so give me your money
(22:33:07) ohisama81: ok well, since i am in debt you can have that
(22:33:11) ohisama81: here you go
(22:33:13) EP8KHA: oh no!!!
(22:33:15) ohisama81: my money is negative
(22:33:16) EP8KHA: negative money!
(22:33:20) ohisama81: you chose the wrong person to stick up
(22:33:35) EP8KHA: I’m broke…so, that’s 40,000 dollars?
(22:33:58) ohisama81: um, my debt is around $9200
(22:34:11) EP8KHA: Alright…*zing* I stole your debt….
(22:34:23) EP8KHA: Now you have nothing!
(22:34:36) ohisama81: oh, good
(16:04:11) GamerAyers: well, once i get a place, u can travel there anytime
(16:04:32) EP8KHA: Even if it’s Ann Arbor Michigan?
(16:05:02) GamerAyers: i won’t live in ann arbor, i’ll live in pontiac
(16:05:28) GamerAyers: there a differences, one smell like shit, one smells like cars being made
(06:19:13) EP8KHA: Hey
(06:19:16) ohisama81: george, george, george of the jungle, watch out for that tree!
(06:19:24) EP8KHA: hahah
(06:19:26) EP8KHA: Ha
(06:19:29) ohisama81: sorry
(06:19:31) EP8KHA: I missed that tree
(06:19:39) ohisama81: i get that song in my head everytime i see you online
(06:19:41) ohisama81: i dunno why
(06:19:43) ohisama81: i’m weird
(00:28:37) EP8KHA: but, enjoy yourself donna!
(00:28:51) Dee888L: how does one enjoy themselves?
(00:29:00) Dee888L: you mean relax?