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(21:44:31) ohisama81: if i a guy is attacking me and trying to rape me and his balls are hanging out there
(21:44:37) ohisama81: I will most definately go for them
(21:44:39) EP8KHA: Ok, that’s ok…
(21:45:20) ohisama81: i’ll grab, twist, yank bite
(21:45:26) ohisama81: bite and twist
(21:45:28) EP8KHA: Do you have to be graphic?
(21:45:42) ohisama81: grind it in between my teeth
(21:45:53) EP8KHA:

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(00:57:59) NSaxman91082: and thats why you are a badass ninja
(00:58:08) EP8KHA: I’m not a ninja….
(00:58:24) EP8KHA: Perhaps you’re mistaking me for Vanchee…
(00:59:14) NSaxman91082: well. a true ninja would say that
(00:59:19) NSaxman91082: to practice misdirection
(00:59:50) EP8KHA: But Vanchee has more qualilties of a ninja than myself…
(00:59:57) EP8KHA: First, he’s white….
(01:00:12) EP8KHA: It’s been known for years that an asian ninja has been extinct for generations…
(01:00:43) EP8KHA: It’s only been recently that the white man has taken the ninjistu mantale to heart…
(01:01:06) EP8KHA: Also, he’s quite fast and wirely, very important qualities of a ninja.
(01:01:43) EP8KHA: Additionally, he’s quite tall but not too tall, which gives him a slight advantage in power…
(01:01:58) NSaxman91082: true, but once again, you could be telling me that to convince me that a lie is the truth, a ninja tactic
(01:02:15) NSaxman91082: your training in logic and debate will be complete when you can logically convince me you are not a ninja
(01:04:01) EP8KHA: Wait, you make it seem like you’re my trainer, quite like qui-gon jin or Ra Al Ghul…
(01:04:59) EP8KHA: Also, my movements and where I’ve been for the past 3 months prior to winter break can be tracked by various people I’ve roomed with…
(01:05:38) NSaxman91082: or can they?
(01:06:24) EP8KHA: Oh I’m sure if you ask brian and suhas about my whereabouts, they will be able to tell you that I’ve either been at the apartment or at class all of last quarter…
(01:06:39) EP8KHA: I’m sure I can garner enough people to back up this alibi…
(01:07:07) NSaxman91082: well thats simple enough, all you have to do is slip out without being seen, given the appearance you were there the whole tiem
(01:07:14) NSaxman91082: when in fact they couldnt have seen you at every moment
(01:07:23) EP8KHA: If I’m with these people, who by the way are credible, how could I be a ninja…Moreover, I’m not performing any ninja duties…
(01:08:15) EP8KHA: I always carry my cell phone, which has a GPS logger…If you look at the logs, it will show that I’ve been at two locations, consistantly, throughout the quarter….
(01:09:17) NSaxman91082: simple
(01:09:31) NSaxman91082: you could have left it there, or simply falsified the data, as any good ninja would be able to do
(01:10:41) EP8KHA: But, like a good college student, I carry my cell phone with me in the hopes that girls will call….
(01:11:03) EP8KHA: The incetives for females to call is enough for me to always carry my cell phone…
(01:11:53) EP8KHA: Also, I’m usually at areas with security cameras, such as Dreese or Caldwell…
(01:12:48) EP8KHA: I’m sure those logs in addition to the afore evidence will show that there have not been any ninja activities last quarter….
(01:14:00) EP8KHA: The proof for the previous times are in the security cameras of my internships and people you can interview to show that I have not been doing anything ninja like…
(01:16:33) NSaxman91082: but once again, a true ninja would lie about everything, so clearly I can’t trust anything that you say
(01:16:58) EP8KHA: That is your folly. Anything I say will not be believable….
(01:17:06) EP8KHA: Thus, if I said I was a ninja?
(01:17:20) NSaxman91082: hm that would be my single logical fallacy
(01:17:36) NSaxman91082: however if you said you were a ninja, and you were, you would be just misdirecting me
(01:20:27) EP8KHA: Again, you’re going in circles…
(01:20:37) EP8KHA: I’m going to bed, I’m beat
(01:20:38) EP8KHA: cya later
(01:21:05) NSaxman91082: haha am I going in circles?
(01:21:17) NSaxman91082: im just seeing through the veil of ninja lies
(01:21:22) EP8KHA: haha…I love the tit for tat logic, though…
(01:21:27) EP8KHA: I miss it….
(01:21:32) NSaxman91082: quid pro quo.. biotch
(01:21:52) EP8KHA: Yes, Yes, Yes, the more techical term…
(01:21:54) NSaxman91082: haha im not seriously this stupid its fun
(01:22:09) EP8KHA: Perhaps you’re the ninja….
(01:22:26) EP8KHA: In fact, you might be creating this game in the hopes of deluding others of your true nature?
(01:22:37) EP8KHA: You’re quick knowledgeble in the ways…
(01:22:46) EP8KHA: At least, you give off that perception
(01:23:55) NSaxman91082: hmm.. Am I?
(01:24:36) EP8KHA: haha…The difference between you and me, in this respective roles, is that I don’t care to expose whether you’re a ninja or not….
(01:24:56) NSaxman91082: or do you?
(01:26:33) EP8KHA: bed time ^_^
(01:26:48) EP8KHA: This converstation has to end at some point, and I will be the one to end it….
(01:27:27) NSaxman91082: when you slip a stilletto into my back
(01:27:45) EP8KHA: Well, there’s only one way to find out, just wait…
(01:28:50) EP8KHA: anyways, goodnight…
(01:25:10) NSaxman91082: and you’re tricking me to play on my arrogance to want to be discovered as a ninja
(01:25:18) EP8KHA: haha…Needless injection to peak my curiosity will not work…
(01:26:06) NSaxman91082: or WILL it

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(23:19:10) EP8KHA: yah, go for the sausage place…I’d go there with you if it was not a date between you and evan…Actually, I’d go there with you as a body guard….
(23:19:28) EP8KHA: We all know Evan is a dangerous spy….
(23:20:24) EP8KHA: “WATCH OUT IT’S THE SWEEDISH NINJAS!”, as George pulls out two fast action pistol from within his jacket….
(23:20:53) EP8KHA: then george jumps and does a midair barrel roll while shooting his two guns….
(23:22:06) EP8KHA: Blood is flying everywhere as the people scream in all directions…
(23:22:34) EP8KHA: When everything quiets down and all you smell is used gunpowder, you promptly say….
(23:22:56) RachOfTheJungle: …
(23:22:59) EP8KHA: Rachel: Thanks A lot, Jackass…You just fucking ruined my date…Look at my shirt…It has blood on it….
(23:23:10) RachOfTheJungle: I’d better take it off…
(23:23:15) EP8KHA: Wow….
(23:23:18) RachOfTheJungle: O:-)
(23:23:34) EP8KHA: George: All in a days work…
(23:23:42) EP8KHA: *blows the smoke from my gun
(23:23:49) EP8KHA: or guns rather…
(23:26:00) RachOfTheJungle: lol

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(01:05:47) EP8KHA: Actually, I don’t mind earth day…
(01:06:34) NSaxman91082: im sick of this guilt trip horseshit that says that every fucking hippie is better than me
(01:06:49) NSaxman91082: thats bullshit, they are useless smelly assclowns who need to contract penis cancer
(01:07:03) EP8KHA: is there such thing as penis cancer?
(01:07:37) NSaxman91082: if their isnt , their should be
(01:07:49) NSaxman91082: im going to throw chunks of uranium at their cocks when I see them

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(00:22:30) EP8KHA: It’s just like it’s always been….
(00:22:35) EP8KHA: Take the Manhatten project….
(00:22:51) EP8KHA: Those fucks Oppenheimer and Fermi got all the credit but it was the engineers who built the damn thing!
(00:22:58) feeziks884: haha
(00:23:07) feeziks884: oppenheimer and fermi were the brain
(00:23:09) feeziks884: *brains
(00:23:31) EP8KHA: I guess, if we were to analogize the anatomy of the science world, you guys are the brains and we’re the hands!
(00:23:39) EP8KHA: I wonder who would be down under…
(00:23:40) EP8KHA: I wonder

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(21:48:02) EP8KHA: Oh, I just made the best roast chicken I’ve ever made
(21:48:09) EP8KHA: I stuffed it with two lemmons…
(21:48:11) EP8KHA: It was soo good
(21:48:40) NSaxman91082: kinda like what you did to your ass.. stuff it with two lemons
(21:48:49) EP8KHA: yah, and it tasted good when you licked it…
(21:49:02) EP8KHA: at least that’s what you said aftewards…
(21:49:36) NSaxman91082: damn.. thats just gross george

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(00:07:13) EP8KHA: I don’t want to fight you banu…
(00:07:15) EP8KHA: it’s not right…
(00:07:21) ohisama81: why?
(00:07:24) ohisama81: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
(00:07:26) ohisama81: i wanna fight someone
(00:07:33) ohisama81: i wanna grab and twist some guys balls
(00:07:37) ohisama81: i want to hurt someone
(00:07:54) EP8KHA: does it have to be me?
(00:08:04) ohisama81: no

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(21:42:22) EP8KHA: Well, if I deserve to be hit, I would not mind getting hit
(21:42:30) EP8KHA: so, you should hit me if I deserve to be hit
(21:43:36) ohisama81: hehe
(21:43:48) ohisama81: you deserve to be hit just for saying george deserves to be hit

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JolliRizu: I think knitting has to be one of the dirtiest sounding hobbies ever… I’m oddly and scarily aroused.

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(21:01:30) EP8KHA: george’s special baked chicken with pasta sauce
(21:01:37) NSaxman91082: ooh
(21:01:37) NSaxman91082: sounds good
(21:02:03) EP8KHA: yah…baked chicken mixed with a dash of garlic, onions, and potatos….
(21:02:16) EP8KHA: Or baked chicken with fingers and some pubic hair
(21:02:18) EP8KHA: take your pick!
(21:02:24) NSaxman91082: … no
(21:02:33) NSaxman91082: definately not the second one. you sick bastard
(21:02:56) EP8KHA: hahah….I never thought you would ever compliment me