Old Posts from the “I Hate George Hwang Club” 17 (im) December 31
(20:28:52) RachOfTheJungle: teabagged!
(20:29:04) EP8KHA: Rachel, that’s only for someone with a penis…
(20:29:26) EP8KHA: If you teabaged someone, you’re probably asking for something more than a joke…
(20:29:28) EP8KHA: ^_^
(20:30:16) RachOfTheJungle: Correction, George, it’s only for someone with balls
(20:30:21) EP8KHA: touche…
(20:28:52) RachOfTheJungle: teabagged!
(20:29:04) EP8KHA: Rachel, that’s only for someone with a penis…
(20:29:26) EP8KHA: If you teabaged someone, you’re probably asking for something more than a joke…
(20:29:28) EP8KHA: ^_^
(20:30:16) RachOfTheJungle: Correction, George, it’s only for someone with balls
(20:30:21) EP8KHA: touche…
(23:21:20) EP8KHA: and also the sprained penis…
(23:21:31) EP8KHA: I mean, rachel, evan should know that you have a penis…
(23:21:46) EP8KHA: Doesn’t spraining it tell you something?
(23:25:01) RachOfTheJungle: evan knows I have a penis but he doesn’t like to talk about it cause my cock is bigger than his
(23:26:38) EP8KHA: So, I take it you do the ass fucking?
(23:27:20) RachOfTheJungle: naw he might enjoy that too much
(23:27:29) RachOfTheJungle: I just make him give me head
(21:11:59) ULT VViLD: stupid american
(21:12:26) EP8KHA: Hey, you’re one!
(21:12:46) ULT VViLD: yeah, if you remove the stupid part
(00:54:01) KMALIN85: but if we drank it wasnt the end of the world like some parents r
(00:54:23) KMALIN85: and havin sex isnt the end of the world, its just something that happened
(00:55:11) EP8KHA: It is the end of the world if a girl and a guy were the last people in the world and there are no babies after sex…
(01:51:49) RachOfTheJungle: I thought you were gonna ask me something weird! lol
(01:51:58) EP8KHA: Like, how large is your poop?
(01:56:09) Blckbird007: dude, yuou really shouldn’t fuck crap ….you’ll probably get herpes or leprese
(01:56:09) EP8KHA : fucking crap….
(01:56:24) EP8KHA: I shouldn’t
(01:56:25) Blckbird007 : @ the RPAC
(01:56:27) EP8KHA: I thought it’s good for you
(01:56:51) Blckbird007: no, thats fucking women you are thinking about
(01:57:00) EP8KHA: crap and women are the same damn thing…
(01:57:11) EP8KHA: both make your life stink in some form….
(01:28:31) RachOfTheJungle: george why are you having intercourse with feces?
(01:28:31) EP8KHA : fucking crap….
(01:28:43) RachOfTheJungle: i thought the intervention actually meant something to you
(01:28:52) EP8KHA: Woman, hold your tounge!
(22:20:49) EP8KHA: banu vanu
(22:22:19) ohisama81: george george
(22:22:47) EP8KHA: banu, who is the baddest of them all?
(22:23:09) ohisama81: you are!
(22:24:45) EP8KHA: Banu, who is the man who creeps beneath the ice because he’s just too damn hot….
(22:25:05) ohisama81: you are!
(22:25:27) EP8KHA: Banu, who is the man!
(22:26:00) ohisama81: YOU’RE THE MAN GEORGE, YOU’RE THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(23:23:20) NSaxman91082: see the secret to my robust health.. I chase all the germs with copious amounts of alcohol
(02:33:23) EP8KHA: maybe a funny story will help….
(02:35:12) jltSailorGalaxia: wouldn’t hurt
(02:35:36) EP8KHA: I always joke around with my co-workers…They’re the type that requires a fast wit….
(02:35:46) EP8KHA: So, I come in after working out to pick up my roomate and one of my coworkers asks “Do you have a girlfriend or wife”
(02:35:54) EP8KHA: Being that I hate lying, I told him “not at this moment”…
(02:36:04) EP8KHA: In less than 3 seconds he essentially said, you should get with my daughter….
(02:36:12) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:36:14) EP8KHA: Ok, that’s not the half of it….
(02:36:23) EP8KHA: I could not respond quick enough before he said “She’s blond, blue eyes, and 19.”
(02:36:31) EP8KHA: In addition, he kept pressing the point that she is a virgin….
(02:36:39) EP8KHA: I was so dumbstruck, I had no reaction to his comment…
(02:36:50) EP8KHA: He then proceeded to write down, let me get the paper…
(02:37:01) EP8KHA: Lindsay
age 19
blonde
Blue Eyes
810 - 742
(02:37:12) EP8KHA: Dude, I was trying to assess the situation…
(02:37:23) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:37:25) EP8KHA: Not only that, the other co-workers were egging me on….
(02:37:33) EP8KHA: He asked me “what do you think”
(02:37:45) EP8KHA: I looked in his eyes for a few seconds to determine if he was really serious or not….Of course my gut tells me he’s trying to egg me because I got him good couple of times….I went with a neatral response “I’ll think about it”
(02:38:01) EP8KHA: It was comical to say the least.
(02:38:10) EP8KHA: It was even more comical because he kept pressing the virgin point….
(02:38:18) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:38:28) jltSailorGalaxia: how’s he sure she’s still a virgin
(02:38:43) EP8KHA: yah, I thought the same thing too…
(02:39:16) EP8KHA: We’ve had a conversation a while back when he caught his daughter making out with a random guy at home….I told him it would have been funny if he had a shot gun, walked in and gruffly said “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE”
(02:39:26) EP8KHA: I would be there just taking pictures of the guy…
(02:39:30) EP8KHA: Mind you, this guy is an ex marine…
(02:39:39) EP8KHA: i am going to get the bastard back….
(02:39:56) EP8KHA: I’m going to pull the same trick on him except with a whore…
(02:40:17) jltSailorGalaxia: lol
(02:43:16) EP8KHA: Although, Nate did make a good point…If I get with his daughter bang her, take pictures, and show it to him right before I leave, it’ll really get him back…
(02:43:30) EP8KHA: But my idea is the safer bet…
(02:43:41) EP8KHA: I really don’t want to get killed…
(02:43:53) jltSailorGalaxia: hehe you should hire a whore and have her or it show up at his door
(02:44:13) EP8KHA: haha…Well, you are right about the it part…
(02:44:18) EP8KHA: I could find a transvestite whore…
(02:44:24) jltSailorGalaxia: LOL
(23:19:10) EP8KHA: yah, go for the sausage place…I’d go there with you if it was not a date between you and evan…Actually, I’d go there with you as a body guard….
(23:19:28) EP8KHA: We all know Evan is a dangerous spy….
(23:20:24) EP8KHA: “WATCH OUT IT’S THE SWEEDISH NINJAS!”, as George pulls out two fast action pistol from within his jacket….
(23:20:53) EP8KHA: then george jumps and does a midair barrel roll while shooting his two guns….
(23:22:06) EP8KHA: Blood is flying everywhere as the people scream in all directions…
(23:22:34) EP8KHA: When everything quiets down and all you smell is used gunpowder, you promptly say….
(23:22:56) RachOfTheJungle: …
(23:22:59) EP8KHA: Rachel: Thanks A lot, Jackass…You just fucking ruined my date…Look at my shirt…It has blood on it….
(23:23:10) RachOfTheJungle: I’d better take it off…
(23:23:15) EP8KHA: Wow….
(23:23:18) RachOfTheJungle: O:-)
(23:23:34) EP8KHA: George: All in a days work…
(23:23:42) EP8KHA: *blows the smoke from my gun
(23:23:49) EP8KHA: or guns rather…
(23:26:00) RachOfTheJungle: lol
(17:15:40) RachOfTheJungle: george you must be mistakenly under the impression that you can just go out and do things like “eat” or “work” or “call your family” or “use the bathroom” instead of sitting around waiting for me to talk to you
(17:15:40) EP8KHA : Sorry, I ran out for a bit!
(00:20:11) Dr1nk 0r Di3: So what’s new in collegeland? I haven’t been around OSU in months eventhough I live like near campus
(00:21:05) EP8KHA: nothing much….did you know that suhas got in a fist fight with brian…
(00:21:13) EP8KHA: yah, they both got arrested…
(00:21:29) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Haha no way
(00:21:43) EP8KHA: haha…I’m joking…
(00:21:52) Dr1nk 0r Di3: That’d be sweet though
(00:21:56) EP8KHA: really?
(00:21:57) EP8KHA: why?
(00:22:08) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Haha come on Brian and Suhas in a fist fight
(00:22:23) EP8KHA: I admit the idea would be interesting….
(00:22:35) Dr1nk 0r Di3: I’d pay $20 to see that lets start a pool LOL
(00:23:08) EP8KHA: I think if we can get 100 for each fighter, we can pull it off…
(00:23:14) EP8KHA: Actually, I don’t think it’ll happen for that much…
(00:23:18) Dr1nk 0r Di3: LOL
(00:23:22) EP8KHA: I’m pretty sure we can’t put a price on their friendship
(00:23:40) Dr1nk 0r Di3: They can still be friends we’ll just know who’s a better boxer
(00:23:47) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Anyways I’m about to head out for dinner
(00:23:51) Dr1nk 0r Di3: Good luck in school
(00:24:20) EP8KHA: dude, this is not like a chick gello fight…
(00:24:39) EP8KHA: It’s not that easy…^_^