Glog

(17:33:12) RachOfTheJungle: hee hee i win
(17:33:42) WorkingGeorgeIs: at being one down right dirty low down clown ass whore…
(17:34:27) RachOfTheJungle: clown ass whore
(17:34:29) RachOfTheJungle: that’s awesome

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(23:37:26) WorkingGeorgeIs: wooo hoo hooo…had fun?
(23:37:31) gundamfanboy: hells yes
(23:37:46) WorkingGeorgeIs: So, where did you bury them?
(23:38:21) gundamfanboy: the golf course actually
(23:38:29) WorkingGeorgeIs: What about the van?
(23:39:01) gundamfanboy: burned
(23:39:46) WorkingGeorgeIs: Good, did you go through the gene therapy to resequence your dna?
(23:39:46) gundamfanboy : Not studying german
(23:40:37) gundamfanboy: umm sure
(23:40:39) gundamfanboy: nerd

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*Nuclear Explosion on TV
Brian: Dude, that’s cool.
Suhas: I hope you never become president because if you do, we’d be fucked.

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(23:31:22) WorkingGeorgeIs: wtf…the computer engineer just risked his life so the astrophysics guy would live another day….
(23:31:31) WorkingGeorgeIs: NOOO…the fucking engineer is dead….
(23:31:37) WorkingGeorgeIs: This show pisses me off now….
(23:31:59) jltSailorGalaxia: huh?
(23:32:29) WorkingGeorgeIs: There’s an astrophysics guy on star gate atlantis and a whole bunch of scientists and engineers…
(23:32:58) WorkingGeorgeIs: The computer guy just died so that the astrophysics guy will live….
(23:33:08) jltSailorGalaxia: haha, cause us astrophysicists rule!
(23:34:02) WorkingGeorgeIs: my ass….This show is obviously biased….

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(22:39:18) WorkingGeorgeIs: just being my old self
(22:41:03) MissToiletWeasel: i like your old self
(22:41:20) WorkingGeorgeIs: you like my old self?
(22:41:20) WorkingGeorgeIs: why?
(22:41:32) MissToiletWeasel: He’s fun
(22:42:56) WorkingGeorgeIs: haha…then the new george is not fun?
(22:43:29) MissToiletWeasel: I don’t know, you said you’ve been “being the your old self” lately
(22:43:55) MissToiletWeasel: I don’t believe I’ve met the New George, if I knew the Old George before, and that’s who you’ve been being lately… ?@??
(22:44:05) WorkingGeorgeIs: haha ^_^

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(18:53:43) EP8KHA: interesting…My performance increased
(18:53:58) EP8KHA: I meant my computer’s performance
(18:54:01) RachOfTheJungle: geroge I don;t need to hear about your viagra
(18:54:05) RachOfTheJungle: yeah right
(18:55:17) EP8KHA: It’s not as bad as those diet pills you take to lose weight.
(18:55:29) RachOfTheJungle: yeah I guess mine don’t work and yours do
(18:55:31) EP8KHA: Rachel, did I tell you that you look like a bulbasaur.
(18:55:52) EP8KHA: haha…only in the eye of the beholder bitch.
(18:56:03) EP8KHA: you’re still a fat sack of crap.
(18:56:31) RachOfTheJungle: at least I keep my shit in a bag and I don’t smear it all over the world like you do
(18:57:13) EP8KHA: I might smear it but you eat it.
(18:59:23) EP8KHA: How about I give you a 5 across the eye and we’ll call it even?
(19:00:22) RachOfTheJungle: how about I give you a cheap prositute and we’ll call it your mom?
(19:02:52) EP8KHA: How about I slap my dick across your face then skull fuck you after you say sorry…
(19:03:27) RachOfTheJungle: I don’t think your dick could handle being so close to my face
(19:03:49) RachOfTheJungle: I’m waaaaaaay too much woman
(19:04:12) RachOfTheJungle: I’m also way too much woman to fit through most doorways
(19:04:26) EP8KHA: are you done?
(19:04:28) RachOfTheJungle: It’s a shame the world can’t handle me
(19:04:39) RachOfTheJungle: yeh I think so

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(15:07:15) K Dogg Funk Stah: it’s not that i “wish” to be a ninja turtle, but I indeed am a ninja turtle!
(15:07:15) EP8KHA : Sorry, I ran out for a bit!
(15:07:45) EP8KHA: haha….You must prove to me that you are indeed a ninja turtle!
(15:08:05) K Dogg Funk Stah: my weapon is an iron studded butt plug
(15:08:20) K Dogg Funk Stah: it can penetrate through all materials known to man!
(15:08:41) EP8KHA: Correction, you can penetrate all materials but my ass.
(15:09:04) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahahhahha
(15:09:09) K Dogg Funk Stah: damn you!!!!
(15:09:18) EP8KHA: You’re feeble and weak Keiichi.
(15:09:22) EP8KHA: You are not a ninja turtle.
(15:09:27) K Dogg Funk Stah: … yes sensei….
(15:09:34) K Dogg Funk Stah: sigh…

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(13:50:32) K Dogg Funk Stah: ;alksdjf;alksjdf;alkjsdf
(13:50:32) EP8KHA : ^_^
(13:50:37) K Dogg Funk Stah: no happy face!
(13:50:41) K Dogg Funk Stah: mr. happy pants!
(13:50:49) EP8KHA: You just want cock in your face
(13:50:58) K Dogg Funk Stah: yes… yes indeed i do
(13:51:02) K Dogg Funk Stah:
(13:51:48) EP8KHA: how’s life man?
(13:51:52) K Dogg Funk Stah: its good
(13:51:55) K Dogg Funk Stah: pretty good actually
(13:52:16) K Dogg Funk Stah: everything is starting to fall in place, aside from how i’m going to pay for stanford, lol
(13:52:26) K Dogg Funk Stah: i think i’m going to go ring shopping today… shhhhh
(13:53:35) EP8KHA: ring shopping?
(13:53:54) EP8KHA: Why don’t you just make it out of your penis.
(13:54:29) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahahahahahhaa
(13:54:47) K Dogg Funk Stah: then i won’t have a cock anymore. plus i’d wanna wear that one instead
(13:55:28) EP8KHA: why not wear a cock rign?
(13:55:40) K Dogg Funk Stah: LOL
(13:55:43) K Dogg Funk Stah: ewwwww
(13:55:45) K Dogg Funk Stah: grossness
(13:55:52) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahah
(13:56:19) K Dogg Funk Stah: well, i gotta get my grub on. my job for you is to help me think of a plan for that whole “popping the question” ordeal… so bleh

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(17:06:28) RachOfTheJungle: GEORGE
(17:06:35) EP8KHA: hey rachel.
(17:06:36) RachOfTheJungle: what’s crackin cracker
(17:06:46) EP8KHA: Who’s the cracker?
(17:06:56) RachOfTheJungle: hmm I guess I am
(17:07:00) RachOfTheJungle: and you are a twinkie
(17:07:09) RachOfTheJungle: so together we make a nice, carb-filled snack

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(23:08:19) K Dogg Funk Stah: rorge!
(23:08:27) EP8KHA: Hey man…
(23:08:37) K Dogg Funk Stah: what’s hangin man
(23:08:59) EP8KHA: It fell off…
(23:09:45) K Dogg Funk Stah: what fell off?
(23:11:29) EP8KHA: what was hanging.
(23:11:41) K Dogg Funk Stah: the apple
(23:11:47) K Dogg Funk Stah: i dunno haha
(23:12:01) EP8KHA: you mean grapes?
(23:12:16) K Dogg Funk Stah: marbles
(23:12:21) K Dogg Funk Stah: hangin’ marbles!
(23:12:42) EP8KHA: I’d say they were more like crystal balls.
(23:13:50) K Dogg Funk Stah: hahahah

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(20:35:03) EP8KHA: I have not been camping in years…
(20:35:38) RachOfTheJungle: it’s nice, no one can bother you
(20:36:21) EP8KHA: That is true…No one can bother you…However, I’d watch out for those ravenous tigers, mountain lions, saber tooth tigers, and abononable snowmen…
(20:36:41) EP8KHA: See, I know you’ll be well prepared with your ak47….
(20:37:39) RachOfTheJungle: hee hee
(20:37:55) RachOfTheJungle: or my temper when woken up in the middle of the night
(20:38:35) EP8KHA: Oh yah, I forgot that you’ll turn into a beast yourself…
(20:38:50) EP8KHA: That’s when I’ll have to prepare for what I dubb “THE HUNT”
(20:39:05) EP8KHA: There is a particular species that I have not captured in my trophy wall…
(20:39:13) EP8KHA: It’s werewolf Rachelis…
(20:39:23) EP8KHA: *cocks automatic rifle*
(20:39:27) EP8KHA: yah, I can’t wait…
(20:39:44) RachOfTheJungle: I am impervious to bullers
(20:39:49) RachOfTheJungle: *bullets as well
(20:40:04) EP8KHA: haha….You doubt my hunting abilities…
(20:40:15) EP8KHA: *pulls out plasma rifle*
(20:40:28) EP8KHA: ahh, this puppy was on sale at the local moonbase flea market…
(20:40:44) EP8KHA: I was able to tweak with the settings….
(20:42:50) RachOfTheJungle: ah, yes. damaging to me but not my weakness
(20:43:53) EP8KHA: Ah, like a good hunter, I’m packed with other, unconventional, weapons….
(20:44:08) EP8KHA: How about this puppy…
(20:44:18) EP8KHA: *pulls out a gun looking pretty girlish and gay….
(20:44:34) EP8KHA: This is the Care-Bear Stare gun….
(20:44:48) EP8KHA: Yes, it emulates the venerable and powerful Care-Bear Stare…
(20:48:44) RachOfTheJungle: ah, george
(20:48:52) RachOfTheJungle: foolish foolish george
(20:49:03) RachOfTheJungle: my only weakness is college-level math
(20:49:15) RachOfTheJungle: ok fine anything more complex than long division
(20:49:27) EP8KHA: Damn Rachel, I have you beat…
(20:49:33) EP8KHA: I can’t do simple arithmatic…